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Would You Risk Your Life for a Bigger Penis? | The Treehouse Show

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Guys joke about wanting a bigger penis—but would you actually risk your life for one? An African influencer apparently did exactly that, and it ended tragically. We kick off The Treehouse Show with a story that proves there are some risks that definitely aren't worth the reward.

Then we head to England, where a man managed to drive 150 miles while drunk. That's terrifying enough…until you find out he's also blind. We have questions. Lots of questions.Celebrity Birthdays takes us from remembering why Aerosmith's Joe Perry didn't always have the greatest reputation to celebrating director Guy Ritchie.

Finally, we head to Reddit for a question almost everyone who's been through a breakup can answer: What are the signs your relationship is over? For Trey, apparently it was when she disappeared. Seems like a fairly strong clue.

Funny news, Reddit relationship drama, celebrity birthdays and questionable life decisions—it's another episode of The Treehouse Show.

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depending on how this thing goes. I say that because

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we're starting with a big one. Or maybe the opposite.

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Would you die for a bigger cat? eggplant would you

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die for a bigger schlong wiener uh pain dispenser whatever

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whatever name you call it uh penis yes i i

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have questions i like how you you've already got qualifications

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like you're like you're already reasoning through this like well

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i don't know let's Let's hear this out. I mean,

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there might be some good options in here. What are

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your questions, Jerry, on whether or not, which to me

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sounds like a really easy would you die trying to

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get a bigger week?

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Okay, I think you maybe need to rephrase this just

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a hair, which is would you put your life at

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risk for a bigger....

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Okay, fine. Would you put your life at risk... for

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a bigger.

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Like, and let's say, let's say a 25% chance of death.

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25% chance. Those are pretty good odds.

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Those are good odds, which means one in four, you

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could die. So Jerry, what are your qualifying questions to answer?

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The ultimate question, would you put your life at risk

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to get a bigger weenie? I think I just got

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them answered. That was it.

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That, I am ready to make my ruling, yes.

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All right. What are you going to do?

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I'm good. I'll pass.

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At what percentage would you be like, all right, let's

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roll the dice and see what happens?

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You know, if I really felt like I needed a

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bigger one, 25% would be more than acceptable.

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So the only qualifying question i would have in this

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scenario is if i'm that michael phillips guy who says

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like he's the one that has come out and said

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i have the tiniest weenie on the planet i have

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the micro penis syndrome and he's got the worst of

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anybody apparently and he's going through an operation or procedure

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whatever to make it a marginally bigger it's really not

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even going to be that big of a difference but

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anyway if i had a micro thing i think i

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would absolutely roll the dice i might even go as

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high as 50 50 i mean because i mean you

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talked about your quality of life and everything not just

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confidence and emotionally but physically this is a guy that

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has to wear diapers and stuff because he can't do

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normal daily function things so Look, at a certain point,

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if a doctor came to me and said, yes, I

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can take you to average, and if you were on

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the micro scale, I'd be like, let's go.

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Absolutely.

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Thankfully, I'm not that guy. So I don't know at

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what percentage I would ever consider putting my life on

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the line just to add an inch or so. Trey,

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where do you fall on this?

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I mean.

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Spoken like a man, that's got something.

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It would have to be.

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You know... Just... Screw it. I want a 12-incher.

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Go big or go home. Yeah, you no longer just

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want a penis. You want a weapon.

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Yeah, that's... I want shock and awe.

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I'm going to lay this across the Middle East.

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Uh huh Yeah I want the LBJ Yeah Someone asks

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you while you're in Vietnam You just slam it on

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the desk and go that's.

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Why This is my Secretary of State This is the

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Secretary of the Interior And the new Department of War

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All right there This is not just a random question

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I'm posing to you, by the way. There's a source

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for this. An influencer died after a penis enlargement surgery

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in Thailand went wrong. There's a whole lot that went

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wrong in just that headline. First of all, if you're

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going to Thailand for medical procedures, you're already rolling some

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serious dice, I think. Yeah. So the other thing is, obviously,

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influencer is a pretty loose term these days. Basically, it

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was a guy from Africa. That's not what his wife said.

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What's that? A wealthy influencer died after undergoing penis enlargement

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surgery in Thailand.

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So is he really wealthy? Because I'm with you. If

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you're going to Thailand for your medical procedures, I don't

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think you're that wealthy. I agree. I am sure somewhere

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on this earth, there is the Michelangelo of penis enlargement.

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And he probably runs six figures to even walk through

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the door. Oh, yeah.

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You can find a plastic surgeon to do almost anything

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these days. Did you guys see that photo of Clay

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Matthews on TMZ the other day?

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The AI one?

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It is AI? Okay, just making sure. But the scary

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thing about that photo was we really weren't sure if

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it was real or not because we've seen some people

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do some freaky stuff to themselves. Because, look, with enough money,

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you'll find a plastic surgeon who will do anything.

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And you're right.

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If you're that wealthy, you're not going halfway around the

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world to get this done. This guy lives, he's from Africa. So,

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I mean, you're right there near Turkey. They have great

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medical tourism. You can go to India and get stuff done.

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There's all sorts of places you could go to get

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this done. Thailand would not be high on my list.

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Again, you're talking about going to places that are considerably

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less expensive. When it comes to if you're going to

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operate on my junk, I am not cutting cost.

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No.

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I don't want cutting at all. I want filling and

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growing and expanding if I'm going that route. And you're right,

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we don't know how wealthy he is. But, according to

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the story, a wealthy influencer died after undergoing penis enlargement

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surgery in Thailand. Ego Uberibo, actually I think I said

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that pretty close to correct, was 43. He was injected

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with 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine at an

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unnamed Thai clinic in March. He was on holiday with

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his wife at the time, staying at the Marriott Hotel

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in Bangkok. But that's a fun one. He decided to

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have the operation there. Penis filler can cost thousands and

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is becoming increasingly popular. Despite warnings from medical professionals and

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surgeons of potentially devastating complications. which now we know can

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include death so this guy went for a massage after

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his procedure and then it was then that the british

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nigerian businessman started to complain of chest pain and passed

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out twice he was taken to the hospital later died

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of a pulmonary embolism And because of an autopsy that

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they did after the fact, they said, yeah, the stuff

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from the injection got into his body and into his

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lungs and killed him. And one autopsy, I believe, was

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done in Thailand and another one was done in England.

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Or in the UK, whichever one. And they later found

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material consistent with the wiener filler in his lungs and

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concluded the procedure caused his embolism. So this is I'm

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not just making stuff up. I'm not just throwing out

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conversation starters just to see, you know, at what point

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you guys would consider, you know, adding an inch or two.

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It really is this guy, African businessman, seemingly very healthy, looked,

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you know, the part of a successful guy. Forty three.

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They say wealthy. I don't know. We have no idea. Um,

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but we don't know how obviously short he was in

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that department because based on stereotypes, I see what appears

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to be a very healthy black man. And in the headline,

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it says he died after complications from a penis enlargement procedure.

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I wonder if they got the right guy. Like, is

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this the right photo? Or was there like a white

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dude somewhere that somehow they got the photo code swapped

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out somehow? But apparently this is the guy.

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Like it's a real life Robert Downey Jr. Tropic Thunder.

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Maybe. I get it if you're of the micro scale.

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But even then, when we talked about the Michael Phillips

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guy with the tiniest weenie in the world, his procedure,

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which was going to cost thousands that he did a

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crowdfunding thing for, was only going to add a little

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bit of girth and very minimal length to it. So

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to me, it even seemed like not even worth it

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to do it in that case.

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I have to assume that anything going on down there

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when it comes to surgical procedures, it's going to be

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incredibly painful.

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Yes. So....

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Yeah, I mean, I'm going for baseball bat. It's go

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big or go home.

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You want stories written about you. You want to be

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a poem like Casey at the bat, except you never

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strike out. You want Robert Redford to go to home

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plate with Wonder Boy etched on the side of your

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thing and send it over the right field bleachers.

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Yeah, I mean, I'm not... I'm not screwing around for

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just an inch or two. If I'm going to go

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through the pain and everything else, yeah.

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You want Louisville tattooed on the side of it.

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I want something that creates a reputation for myself.

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And perhaps you might be a late entry into the Preakness.

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And the other horses are like, oh, watch out. Yeah,

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I just can't fathom For these procedures, based on the

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two stories now that I've had to read, thousands of dollars, economically,

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spending thousands of dollars for like an inch or so

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of girth, you really don't get anything more on the

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length side. So you're not getting your baseball bat effect.

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It just, to me, doesn't seem worth it at all.

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Especially if there's a possibility you die. I don't know why...

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There's so many things you could spend money on to

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compensate for your tiny schlonger. Get a Ferrari.

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Man, it's a big deal. There's a lot of guys

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that really base their self-worth and their position in the

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world on that.

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I do love our Treehouse chat, though, right now. Double

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AJ's on fire again. He says Thailand is definitely where

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they will do weird stuff with plastic surgery. Let's be real.

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All right.

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He has a point there. But this guy was going

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for what seems to be a quote unquote normal type procedure. Linda,

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come for a massage. Get a bigger unit. The Thailand way.

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And then back to Double AJ. Nigerian businessman? Are we

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sure this is even real? Ooh, maybe that's what this is.

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Maybe this is all a ploy to then send out

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emails later to say a Nigerian influencer almost died, but

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he needs your help to pay back his medical bills

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for his enlargement surgery. All you've got to do is

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just send me like $ 2, 000, and in three days, I'll

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send you $ 2 million. Sounds very reasonable. And even Diego,

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off his shoulder surgery in the chat, poor Nigerian prince, LOL.

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Maybe they were selling insurance policies on the guy.

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Oh, man. That's a rough way to go. But if

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there is any solace, He was buried in a gold coffin.

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Did it spin?

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I don't know. I mean, it is a bright, shiny,

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metallic gold coffin that he's going to be buried in.

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Was it an open casket ceremony?

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I hope so, and I hope it's sticking up. Because

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that's what everyone's going to be thinking, right?

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Exactly.

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If I go to that wake, if I go to

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that funeral, I see the gold coffin, I'm like, clearly

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he's been compensating. Also, I'm going to be thinking, I

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know why he died. I know how he died. And

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the coffin looks a little too big. So, that is

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why I ask, would you put your life on the line?

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Thank you for the correction, Trey.

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I mean, that's... That's sad. He had to overcompensate in death.

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Seriously, just get you a gold-plated Miata. I mean, if

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you can't afford the Ferrari or something, just do something.

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Do what you can to compensate. Spend that $ 10, 000, $ 12, 000, $ 15, 000

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on the surgery on something else. Something that may not

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kill you.

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It's also got to be a bitch. You're dead and

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all your friends are going up to your wife and going,

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I don't need surgery.

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I know you're hurting. I can fix you. All right.

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Everyone get your, get your saluting arms and your, your

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hats ready to be tipped here.

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Okay.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW roofing and restoration

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into the tree house. 833 Cook DFW is the phone

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number to get your free roof. inspection and property review

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scheduled the website cookdfw.com i'm going to say some scary

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words daniel super el nino and the effect that is

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going to have on weather especially in the north texas area.

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You know You're right.

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We just are officially in going into.

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The Super El Nino.

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The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular

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El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have

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a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year, or

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shall we say on El Nino. So there are some differences, speculations.

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Nothing is set in stone. This is not a guarantee

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that we're going to have a deluge of water. for

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the next year. I mean, that's just not what it means.

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Scientific data says, hey, we might have a wetter than normal.

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We could have more storms. It could be just a

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lot of rain. We all need to go out and

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build arcs. I don't know.

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But I mean, be prepared. The moral of the story

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is every day you live in North Texas, especially in

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North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting.

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Know how your roof looks. Know how your Windows are working.

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Know if your doors have holes in them. I mean,

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just know your home.

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Know your home.

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Call us out.

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We want to educate you.

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We will come around, walk you around, show you things

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that you should know, and then we can help you

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with getting them taken care of.

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And no pressure, all education. And Daniel and his fine

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team at Cook DFW will take care of you, the homeowner,

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with very, very gentle hands.

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I know because I've been in them.

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833-COOK-DFW.

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That sound bad? Sounded bad.

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833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com. Someone make

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a note of this. This is another nominee for headline

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of the year. A blind man has been sentenced for

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driving 150 miles while drunk.

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80s movie.

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80s high school movie. Slow clap right there, baby. A

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blind man has been sentenced for driving 150 miles while drunk.

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I'm impressed. That is wow. And I think the car

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was kind of stolen.

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Kind of?

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Honestly, Helen Keller, jump in the back seat. Let me

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tell you a story about overcoming obstacles in life.

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He's sitting there telling Al Pacino to eat it.

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A blind motorist who took his partner's car and drove

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150 miles at night, not that it really matters because

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he's blind, while drunk, has been handed only a suspended sentence.

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Anthony Hall, who does not have a driving license, no

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shocker there, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle.

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This is from the BBC, so this happened in England

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or UK, something. This was after he was seen swerving

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between lanes and onto the shoulder. He told police he

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had driven from his home after he and his partner

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had drunk four bottles of wine. Okay, look, I am

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not a big wine drinker, but in the past, I've

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had some and shared it with the ex, and one

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bottle was plenty. If we went into two, it was

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going to be a weird night, right? I can't even

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fathom four bottles deep.

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I mean, that's two apiece. Yeah, you're... Yeah. I mean,

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this guy is a hero.

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To so many.

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You're talking about a can-do attitude.

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I mean... No obstacles, man. That's... Oh, man.

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The court had heard him, admitted charges including dangerous driving,

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at a previous hearing, and he was sentenced to 36

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weeks in prison, suspended for 18 months. He also admitted

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drunk driving, driving without a license or insurance, and taking

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a car without consent.

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I was about to say, I'm assuming suspending his license

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wasn't even an option because he doesn't have one.

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All right, look, if you get one, automatically suspended.

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There you go.

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Oh, Jesus. That really is. It really is one of

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the most impressive things I've ever heard.

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Yeah, it really is. Because that's one thing. Legally blind

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doesn't mean you technically can't see. It just means your

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vision is... But... To 150 miles, that's... At night.

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Yeah.

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And the worst thing that happened was he was swerving

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and went over onto the shoulder. The fact that he

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didn't hit anybody or anything else.

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I mean, maybe that is a new level of drunk.

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You're so drunk you can see.

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Like all of us normies, like we get really drunk.

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We see like two and four and six of things.

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But if you're legally blind, it all comes into focus.

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You're like, oh, my God, it's a miracle. So he's

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just going is like, let me see how far this

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will take me.

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I just realized there was a level of drunk I

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never achieved.

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Do you feel like you're missing out now?

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You know, that's got to be a euphoric feeling.

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I mean, look, some people level up in video games.

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This guy leveled up in real life. I love Linda

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in the chat. You know, he was saying, I'm sailing.

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At least he knew he was driving. Oh, man, I

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had never thought about that. You drink so much that

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you turn back around and can see.

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Wow.

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Now I need to know which wine that was.

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Was it a red or a white?

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See, these are the questions we ask, and we never

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get the answers to.

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If it was a rosé, then I'd lose respect for

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the guy again.

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Oh, yeah, that's just not, no. That's not possible, man.

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Then again, if it's four bottles of it, congratulations to

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this man.

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And we have.

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More and deeper probing questions that we really want the

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answers to. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever get them.

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Now time for a common sense law. Or is it?

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Italy.

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The entire country, not the little town in East Texas,

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but Italy. may ban texting while walking. Apparently things have

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gotten so bad in Italy with people staring at their

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phones that it's become a public nuisance and they're actually

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considering legislation to make it where you cannot text and walk.

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And I say yes.

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I'm okay with it.

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I mean, this is something... Jerry, I don't know how

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much you drive in Dallas. Dan, obviously, I know you

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don't drive in Dallas.

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A lot.

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Something I have and where I live in Lemon, Cedar Springs,

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you have busy streets, a lot of traffic. I feel

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like we have quit teaching kids just the simple basics

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of walk, don't walk signs and what means go and

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what means not. Because people do not seem to understand

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anymore that and it's white, you walk. When it's red,

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you stop.

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Pedestrian traffic has always been an interesting thing to me

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because if I remember this correctly, because I looked it

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up before, as a pedestrian in Texas, I don't think

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just because you're in a crosswalk, you automatically get the

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right of way. I believe in Texas, there's personal responsibility

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involved in that scenario where if you are in the crosswalk,

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when it says don't walk and you get hit by

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a car, the person driving that car is not automatically

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responsible for it.

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If you're in a crosswalk where there's an intersection that

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has walk, don't walk. There are some crosswalks where, yes,

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you are default. Like if it's a stop sign, then yeah,

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you do actually have the right. But if it's a walk,

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don't walk sign, then, yeah, you still have to go

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by those rules. Right.

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Now, that's not the case everywhere else. Like, I know

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there are other parts of the country where, as a pedestrian,

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if you're in the street, crosswalk, whatever, it is your right-of-way, period.

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But in Texas, again, if I'm right, that's not necessarily

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the case.

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No, it's... Listen, I know I've told this story before,

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but back in the day, I was at a bar

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on McKinney Avenue and hanging out with... was actually having

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lunch with a few of the DPD friends. And there

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was a restaurant across the street and someone left the restaurant,

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walked out, not at the intersection, just jaywalked right in

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the middle of the street, got hit by a car.

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And one of our other cop friends had to go

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to the hospital and write them a ticket for jaywalking

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because they were at fault. As it should be.

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That's how it should be. And look, And I see

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this a lot because in Dallas, we don't treat pedestrians

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the same way that other cities do. I remember like

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even driving it like like the crosswalk in Dallas. That's

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not a barrier. That's that's just extra space that you

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creep up on. Right. In other cities like even Austin,

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Austin is is more pedestrian friendly. Cars don't creep up

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into that crosswalk section a whole lot in other major

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cities like where I am now in Seattle. They don't

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creep into that crosswalk because there is so much foot traffic.

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It happened the same way in Portland. I've seen it

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in other cities as well where there's common foot traffic.

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Vehicles stay out of that crosswalk. In Dallas, that's just

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extra room to creep up.

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Dallas is more GTA.

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It very much is. See, people in Dallas complaining about

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the lack of GTA 6 in their lives in the

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last decade or two decades, just drive around. It's pretty

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much the same thing. But like I was telling you, Trey,

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like Tara and I drove those Lime scooters for the

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first time recently. I'll never do that in Dallas.

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Oh, I see it every day, and I'm amazed that

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people don't get plowed into or run over on those things.

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I'll do it where I am currently, still mainly on

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side streets because I still don't trust drivers anywhere. But

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at least here, I know that the drivers here are

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more used to seeing those things, and they're– They're not

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as quick to run over people. Honestly, when I'm walking

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around places, I've been closer to being run over by

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someone on a bicycle than I have in a car.

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Or by a car.

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Anyway, so yeah, the whole crosswalk pedestrian thing, that's an

467
00:29:49.049 --> 00:29:51.170
amazing thing to me and how Dallas would just assume,

468
00:29:51.369 --> 00:29:53.529
just bump you or run your ass over. But there

469
00:29:53.569 --> 00:29:55.329
are people walking around that think that they have the

470
00:29:55.369 --> 00:30:00.630
automatic right-of-way, and you don't. I love that story where

471
00:30:00.650 --> 00:30:03.089
the cop had to go to the hospital and write

472
00:30:03.109 --> 00:30:06.769
a ticket to that guy. Because, and this is where,

473
00:30:07.250 --> 00:30:09.990
so like on the surface, when I say Italy may

474
00:30:10.029 --> 00:30:14.079
ban texting while walking, you would think that that doesn't

475
00:30:14.099 --> 00:30:16.039
need to be a law. They'll learn the lesson when

476
00:30:16.059 --> 00:30:20.880
they get run over. But if I'm driving the car,

477
00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:24.240
why should it be my fault and fall on my

478
00:30:24.339 --> 00:30:26.539
insurance to pay for it because you were an idiot?

479
00:30:27.079 --> 00:30:29.480
So that's where the law needs to come into place

480
00:30:29.539 --> 00:30:34.940
because your idiocy is affecting somebody else and or their property.

481
00:30:35.299 --> 00:30:37.140
So that's why the law has to be in place.

482
00:30:37.339 --> 00:30:38.519
Well, and that's why they had to go write the

483
00:30:38.539 --> 00:30:41.940
person a ticket because they had literally jumped off, jumped

484
00:30:41.980 --> 00:30:44.069
out on the street in between from in between two cars,

485
00:30:44.420 --> 00:30:48.869
got hit, broke. Their leg was broken. And the driver

486
00:30:48.950 --> 00:30:51.470
was like, it's not you. You need to make sure

487
00:30:51.490 --> 00:30:53.930
that you do this because it's not my fault.

488
00:30:54.430 --> 00:30:57.039
And I'm not. Yeah, I'm not paying for your leg

489
00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:00.950
and I'm not paying for my new bumper. That's a

490
00:31:01.009 --> 00:31:07.529
you thing. You should be paying that. And like there's

491
00:31:07.609 --> 00:31:11.450
sad examples where people have been texting and they ended

492
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:14.160
up dead. Like there was one, if I remember this correctly,

493
00:31:14.180 --> 00:31:16.059
in Fort Worth, someone was walking in like a parking

494
00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:20.480
garage in Fort Worth, like in Sundance, and they were

495
00:31:20.539 --> 00:31:22.720
texting or they were on their phone or something and

496
00:31:22.779 --> 00:31:24.549
they got to the edge of the parking structure and

497
00:31:24.980 --> 00:31:27.400
and fell over the concrete wall to the street and

498
00:31:27.420 --> 00:31:27.880
then died.

499
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505
00:31:53.980 --> 00:31:58.609
The family sued, and I believe they won because they

506
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:05.650
said that the wall wasn't high enough to prevent such

507
00:32:05.670 --> 00:32:11.059
an accident. So even in some cases, you can still

508
00:32:11.099 --> 00:32:18.359
find a way to skirt some responsibility. But ultimately, watch

509
00:32:18.380 --> 00:32:21.720
where you're going. Why is this so goddamn hard?

510
00:32:23.339 --> 00:32:24.579
Right. Streets are for cars.

511
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:26.460
Yeah.

512
00:32:26.619 --> 00:32:29.359
Even when I'm on the sidewalk and I'm walking, if

513
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.789
I need to send a long text or an email,

514
00:32:32.220 --> 00:32:34.589
I'll actually move over to the side of the sidewalk.

515
00:32:34.690 --> 00:32:37.170
Right. Find yourself a nice little nook out of the way.

516
00:32:37.190 --> 00:32:38.309
Yeah.

517
00:32:38.450 --> 00:32:40.710
I'll tell the homeless man that I'm sharing that little

518
00:32:41.549 --> 00:32:43.869
alcove with to scooch over a little bit while he poops.

519
00:32:44.450 --> 00:32:46.130
And I'll send my text and get out of the

520
00:32:46.170 --> 00:32:48.990
way of the foot traffic. I can concentrate on sending

521
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:51.380
my thing. And then when I'm done, I put the

522
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:53.140
phone back in the pocket and walk like a normal human.

523
00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:07.670
So I'm all for instituting bans because if your stupidity

524
00:33:07.730 --> 00:33:10.289
affects me. It's the same thing like people try to

525
00:33:10.329 --> 00:33:14.369
say like, oh, it is stupid having seatbelt laws. The

526
00:33:14.410 --> 00:33:16.390
main reason why we have a seatbelt law is the

527
00:33:16.430 --> 00:33:19.559
same thing because if you're not wearing your seatbelt and

528
00:33:19.579 --> 00:33:21.779
you go flying out of your windshield in an accident,

529
00:33:21.819 --> 00:33:24.720
you are now a projectile. You could hit into my

530
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:28.279
car And I had nothing to do with the accident whatsoever.

531
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:31.680
Now I got to figure out insurance because you weren't

532
00:33:31.700 --> 00:33:33.740
wearing a seatbelt and ended up in my front seat.

533
00:33:34.140 --> 00:33:36.619
Well, even more than that is if you veer or

534
00:33:36.700 --> 00:33:39.430
something where you might go flying out of the seat

535
00:33:39.450 --> 00:33:40.910
and lose control of your car, if you have your

536
00:33:40.950 --> 00:33:42.789
seatbelt on, it keeps you in the seat and you

537
00:33:43.549 --> 00:33:47.230
have a better chance of maintaining control. Also that. But yeah, that's...

538
00:33:49.150 --> 00:33:52.359
If it were just... If the idiots were the only

539
00:33:52.410 --> 00:33:56.079
people to pay the price... Mm-hmm. I would be like,

540
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:57.220
let her rip.

541
00:33:57.740 --> 00:34:01.539
Yeah. I always enjoy watching two people that are texting,

542
00:34:01.819 --> 00:34:05.309
not paying attention, walk into each other. It's when one

543
00:34:05.329 --> 00:34:10.389
of them walks into me. You know? I've seen it

544
00:34:10.409 --> 00:34:13.829
happen so many times. Somebody's coming around a corner, they're texting, blah, blah, blah,

545
00:34:13.849 --> 00:34:15.469
and they just plow right into you. And it's like,

546
00:34:15.570 --> 00:34:17.389
you can stop because you see them, but they just

547
00:34:17.429 --> 00:34:18.010
keep walking.

548
00:34:21.130 --> 00:34:24.789
I don't often get petty in public, but I will

549
00:34:24.849 --> 00:34:29.289
do it in that scenario. Like if we're at like

550
00:34:29.329 --> 00:34:31.030
a market type of a thing where there's lots of

551
00:34:31.070 --> 00:34:33.739
people walking up and down the street and I see

552
00:34:33.780 --> 00:34:37.059
someone walking towards me with their face down and their phone,

553
00:34:38.380 --> 00:34:43.480
I will maintain course and heading. I will absolutely watch

554
00:34:43.539 --> 00:34:46.420
the entire time as they run into me. And I

555
00:34:46.460 --> 00:34:48.760
will not apologize. I will just look at them and

556
00:34:48.780 --> 00:34:49.340
be like, mm-hmm.

557
00:34:50.900 --> 00:34:51.500
What did we learn?

558
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:52.599
Mm-hmm.

559
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:54.360
Nothing? I thought so.

560
00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:55.139
Yeah.

561
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:57.239
Look where you're going.

562
00:34:57.940 --> 00:34:59.599
It's real simple. Nah.

563
00:35:00.699 --> 00:35:00.920
Nah?

564
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:06.139
Is it overly simple? Is that the problem, Trey?

565
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:10.920
People can't be bothered. I mean, they can't be bothered

566
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:13.480
to walk and look where they're going. They can't be

567
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:15.400
bothered to drive and pay attention.

568
00:35:16.019 --> 00:35:16.559
That is true.

569
00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:22.400
Well, it happens that way until something bad happens.

570
00:35:22.769 --> 00:35:23.550
And then you learn.

571
00:35:25.010 --> 00:35:31.269
So speaking of learning, today is Thursday, September 10th, 2026.

572
00:35:31.269 --> 00:35:41.519
Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. We started out the

573
00:35:41.559 --> 00:35:47.320
show talking about a tiny unit. In birthdays today, we're

574
00:35:47.340 --> 00:35:52.110
starting with the big unit. Randy Johnson is 63 today. 60,

575
00:35:53.869 --> 00:35:56.369
which is interesting because that man looks 63 when he

576
00:35:56.409 --> 00:35:57.929
was 23. Yeah.

577
00:35:58.829 --> 00:36:01.809
Yeah. He was born a full grown man. Absolutely.

578
00:36:01.849 --> 00:36:04.050
Like he came out and everyone's like, Jesus Christ, that

579
00:36:04.309 --> 00:36:07.750
baby six foot 10 and can throw 98 miles an hour. Um,

580
00:36:07.949 --> 00:36:11.190
this Randy Johnson, 63 today, nicknamed the big unit.

581
00:36:11.389 --> 00:36:11.650
Why?

582
00:36:12.309 --> 00:36:17.449
Cause he's six foot 10, five time Cy Young winner.

583
00:36:17.449 --> 00:36:25.099
303 wins, 4,875 strikeouts, second only to our Nolan Ryan.

584
00:36:26.940 --> 00:36:29.400
And easily one of the scariest pitchers in the history

585
00:36:29.420 --> 00:36:32.050
of baseball to face. And if you don't believe us,

586
00:36:32.570 --> 00:36:37.829
just ask John Kruk. Jerry, I know you're not a

587
00:36:37.909 --> 00:36:40.429
mega sports guy. When I say that, I don't know

588
00:36:40.469 --> 00:36:42.050
if you know what I mean. I know Trey does.

589
00:36:43.829 --> 00:36:47.719
But There was one time Randy Johnson is facing John

590
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:51.940
Kruk and Randy Johnson's throwing 9900 miles an hour from

591
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.420
the left side. And John Kruk is a left handed hitter.

592
00:36:55.500 --> 00:36:59.860
So when John Kruk is facing Randy Johnson, because of

593
00:36:59.940 --> 00:37:04.469
Randy Johnson's size and arm angle, his arm is coming

594
00:37:04.550 --> 00:37:07.610
basically from behind John Kruk. And then the ball's coming

595
00:37:07.670 --> 00:37:09.570
across him. So it looks like it's coming at him

596
00:37:09.630 --> 00:37:12.989
no matter what. So one day when he's facing Randy Johnson,

597
00:37:13.030 --> 00:37:18.940
Randy Johnson decides to throw one behind John Crook. And

598
00:37:18.980 --> 00:37:21.800
it's a famous clip because John Crook steps out of

599
00:37:21.820 --> 00:37:27.500
the batter's box. looks around, grabs his jersey, and.

600
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:29.659
He's like, whew. He's like, whew.

601
00:37:30.019 --> 00:37:32.780
Sort of like, I almost died just then. And the

602
00:37:32.820 --> 00:37:35.519
very next pitch, I believe, is Randy Johnson throwing a

603
00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:39.389
slider that started at John Kruk's cheek and ended up

604
00:37:39.889 --> 00:37:41.909
across the plate for his strike. And it's one of

605
00:37:41.929 --> 00:37:45.130
the most evil things I've seen a pitcher do in baseball,

606
00:37:45.670 --> 00:37:48.789
and I love it, mainly because I wasn't John Kruk.

607
00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:49.190
At that moment.

608
00:37:49.769 --> 00:37:50.030
Mm-hmm.

609
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:55.460
Evil, evil pitcher man. Uh, but God, he was fun and, uh,

610
00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:56.880
killed the bird.

611
00:37:58.900 --> 00:37:59.380
Oh yes.

612
00:37:59.960 --> 00:38:00.480
Killed the bird.

613
00:38:01.739 --> 00:38:03.909
I mean, it blew exploded.

614
00:38:03.929 --> 00:38:08.250
Yeah. That will never happen again in our lifetime that

615
00:38:08.269 --> 00:38:11.489
we'll see something like that. I don't. And then the

616
00:38:11.530 --> 00:38:13.349
fact that a bird flew right in front of a

617
00:38:13.389 --> 00:38:18.989
Randy Johnson fastball, And it just blew up immediately. It's

618
00:38:19.030 --> 00:38:20.969
one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.

619
00:38:21.170 --> 00:38:26.380
And that's true for sports or anything. Just....

620
00:38:27.780 --> 00:38:28.500
Tough to feathers.

621
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:28.960
Just....

622
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:34.340
Whole stadium. Whole stadium just like.

623
00:38:34.980 --> 00:38:35.380
Gasp.

624
00:38:37.340 --> 00:38:39.360
And just silence for like a second and a half.

625
00:38:39.659 --> 00:38:40.420
Utter silence.

626
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:42.039
R.I.P.

627
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:42.380
Pigeon.

628
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:43.519
R.I.P.

629
00:38:43.579 --> 00:38:43.920
Pigeon.

630
00:38:43.940 --> 00:38:49.289
Shit. So happy birthday to the big unit, Randy Johnson,

631
00:38:49.289 --> 00:38:53.809
63 today. Real quick, because I mentioned John Kruk. I

632
00:38:53.829 --> 00:38:57.849
happen to have this random thought yesterday, Trey. So in

633
00:38:57.909 --> 00:39:01.349
our episode yesterday, you had brought up Dalton from Roadhouse.

634
00:39:02.929 --> 00:39:06.610
You know, Patrick Swayze's character. And for some reason, that

635
00:39:06.650 --> 00:39:12.500
got me thinking about the early 90s Phillies teams. John Kruk.

636
00:39:14.380 --> 00:39:17.559
And didn't they also have a Dalton? Like the catcher

637
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:18.099
was Dalton.

638
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:20.900
Oh, you're, you're going beyond my.

639
00:39:22.260 --> 00:39:22.719
Okay.

640
00:39:22.739 --> 00:39:24.829
Baseball rosters are beyond my sports knowledge.

641
00:39:25.289 --> 00:39:25.570
Yeah.

642
00:39:25.650 --> 00:39:29.300
So the, early 90s Phillies had a great team, had

643
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:31.179
a hell of a lineup. You had John Kruk. I

644
00:39:31.219 --> 00:39:33.599
believe the catcher's last name was Dalton. And what was

645
00:39:33.659 --> 00:39:35.900
great about that was this is at the height of, like,

646
00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:38.079
the baseball mullets. I don't know what it was with

647
00:39:38.099 --> 00:39:39.639
the Phillies at the time. It was the early 90s.

648
00:39:39.820 --> 00:39:42.070
They were still coming out of the 80s. All these

649
00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:45.369
guys looked like extras from Roadhouse. And the fact that

650
00:39:45.550 --> 00:39:48.110
I believe the catcher's last name was also Dalton was

651
00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:52.869
just perfect. Go back and watch Roadhouse and then pull

652
00:39:52.909 --> 00:39:56.329
up some clips of the Phillies World Series teams in

653
00:39:56.349 --> 00:39:59.050
the early 90s. They're going to look like guys like

654
00:39:59.110 --> 00:40:03.550
Patrick Swayze was kicking around in the bar. That's my

655
00:40:03.909 --> 00:40:08.130
super randomness for today. Other birthdays today. Joe Neuendijk, Hockey

656
00:40:08.170 --> 00:40:12.690
Hall of Famer, three-time Stanley Cup champion, Conn Smythe Trophy winner,

657
00:40:12.809 --> 00:40:15.510
is 60. Also a big-time Dallas star.

658
00:40:16.059 --> 00:40:16.320
Yes.

659
00:40:20.010 --> 00:40:28.309
Also celebrating birthdays today, Jose Feliciano is 81. It was

660
00:40:28.349 --> 00:40:31.449
a long, long time before I could enjoy Christmas music

661
00:40:31.550 --> 00:40:36.820
after I worked at KVIL in the early 2000s. But

662
00:40:36.900 --> 00:40:39.559
when I finally did come back around to enjoying some

663
00:40:39.619 --> 00:40:44.699
Christmas music 20 years later, I still cannot get behind

664
00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:49.179
Feliz Navidad. That's one I still cannot come around on.

665
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:49.960
It's not happening.

666
00:40:50.260 --> 00:40:52.980
Sorry, Jose, but happy birthday, year 81.

667
00:40:52.980 --> 00:40:53.539
Duly noted.

668
00:40:56.559 --> 00:41:00.460
Joe Perry from Aerosmith is 76. He once graced our

669
00:41:00.500 --> 00:41:04.510
radio studio with his presence right after a hip replacement surgery.

670
00:41:04.949 --> 00:41:10.820
He was a dick. He was. I mean, he.

671
00:41:11.869 --> 00:41:13.269
You dealt with it more than I did. I was

672
00:41:13.309 --> 00:41:15.329
in the other room still screening calls at the time.

673
00:41:15.369 --> 00:41:17.010
I was still enamored because I'm like, oh, my God,

674
00:41:17.050 --> 00:41:21.559
it's Joe Perry. This is awesome.

675
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:26.300
For big-time stars, he was the biggest dick I think

676
00:41:26.340 --> 00:41:27.000
I ever dealt with.

677
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:28.639
What did he do?

678
00:41:29.659 --> 00:41:34.030
He was plugging his barbecue sauce. He didn't want to

679
00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:38.190
talk about music. He was obviously in a crappy mood

680
00:41:38.250 --> 00:41:42.179
because he had had hip replacement surgery. His son was

681
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:44.260
with him, I believe, who was also a dick. I

682
00:41:46.260 --> 00:41:48.440
think his son was kind of his PR guy.

683
00:41:49.769 --> 00:41:51.849
What I remembered about that visit also was I thought

684
00:41:51.869 --> 00:41:55.030
he had mentioned something about his son wrecking his Aston Martin.

685
00:41:55.989 --> 00:41:59.150
I think, but I... I don't know. I remember... Hell,

686
00:42:01.380 --> 00:42:06.039
that's been 20 years ago, and now I don't remember everything,

687
00:42:06.059 --> 00:42:10.829
but I remember he was just a dick. It's like I.

688
00:42:12.650 --> 00:42:17.269
Polar opposites. The people I remember as being the nicest

689
00:42:19.210 --> 00:42:23.920
you could ever imagine was Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora.

690
00:42:26.460 --> 00:42:30.159
They were so cool. And if you remember, they stayed after,

691
00:42:30.179 --> 00:42:35.090
because they really, they stayed in Dallas to do our show,

692
00:42:35.510 --> 00:42:37.989
but then they stayed in the parking lot. They took pictures,

693
00:42:38.050 --> 00:42:42.400
I think, with every effing salesperson at CBS and They

694
00:42:42.420 --> 00:42:45.940
stayed like an extra 30 minutes. They were just unbelievably nice.

695
00:42:46.739 --> 00:42:49.760
And I remember they were there so long that Richie

696
00:42:49.780 --> 00:42:53.239
Sambora had to go to the bathroom. And our production

697
00:42:53.260 --> 00:42:57.500
guy at the time, Ricky, was unfortunately next to Richie

698
00:42:58.219 --> 00:43:02.159
when they were going pee-pee. And I don't know if

699
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:04.920
he chose to glance at it or because it was

700
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:08.500
so big that the gravitational pull pulled Ricky's eyes down

701
00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:11.530
to it, but He came out of the bathroom just

702
00:43:11.550 --> 00:43:15.260
feeling like half the man he thought he was. And

703
00:43:15.300 --> 00:43:17.760
I said, why do you think Heather Locklear looked so

704
00:43:17.820 --> 00:43:18.780
happy for so long?

705
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:23.599
And what's even more is that she never really talked

706
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:27.019
about that. She's the one who said David Spade has

707
00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:27.599
the big one.

708
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:32.880
Gotta be. Gotta be. The amount of chicks he pulls,

709
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:34.599
that is not all personality based.

710
00:43:34.699 --> 00:43:35.820
No, she said he's got.

711
00:43:38.389 --> 00:43:40.909
His has to be bigger than Richie's because that's the

712
00:43:41.070 --> 00:43:43.269
one of all the guys she's been with that she said,

713
00:43:43.289 --> 00:43:45.670
and basically I think she best said the same thing

714
00:43:45.710 --> 00:43:48.469
is there's a reason why he gets so many. Yeah.

715
00:43:49.550 --> 00:43:52.650
And it makes sense because like I've, I've, I've long

716
00:43:52.730 --> 00:43:58.090
felt no pun intended that, uh, God, mother nature, biology,

717
00:43:58.349 --> 00:44:04.130
whatever balances out certain things, shortcomings per let's say. So

718
00:44:04.369 --> 00:44:08.900
like David Spade, physically not a specimen in any way.

719
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:14.719
He's short, he's scrawny, he's not good looking. So biology

720
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.960
gave him, you know, a redwood between the legs to

721
00:44:18.019 --> 00:44:22.010
make up for all the other shortcomings. Then you get

722
00:44:22.110 --> 00:44:25.989
other people that might be, you know, gifted physically like

723
00:44:26.070 --> 00:44:30.750
bodybuilder type features and things, and then really good looking.

724
00:44:30.889 --> 00:44:35.710
But Maybe they've got a little that is left to

725
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:37.360
be desired in the pants department.

726
00:44:37.610 --> 00:44:37.820
Right.

727
00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:42.500
I feel like certain things get, you know, evened out. Now,

728
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:45.920
some people just hit the genetic lottery and they're, you know,

729
00:44:47.139 --> 00:44:49.940
good looking. And they also have, you know, something that

730
00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:52.800
is worth telling people about, which also means there are

731
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:58.099
those people that are just horrific in every way. So

732
00:44:58.159 --> 00:45:00.360
if there's people out there that hit the genetic lottery,

733
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:03.480
then there's people that hit the opposite and they have

734
00:45:03.539 --> 00:45:07.610
just nothing. They're hideous, they're trolls, and they got tiny wieners.

735
00:45:09.050 --> 00:45:12.309
And maybe they end up in Thailand getting an enlargement

736
00:45:12.349 --> 00:45:16.550
and then they die and everyone knows about it. All

737
00:45:16.570 --> 00:45:19.730
sorts of possibilities. That's just a theory I have. No

738
00:45:19.809 --> 00:45:25.210
idea if it's true or not. Kind of like Brad.

739
00:45:26.429 --> 00:45:32.539
our old producer at one Oh five, three huge from

740
00:45:32.559 --> 00:45:32.940
what I've heard.

741
00:45:34.059 --> 00:45:35.119
That was, that was his nickname.

742
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:37.619
It was, it was, is big Dick Brad.

743
00:45:37.820 --> 00:45:37.980
Yeah.

744
00:45:39.219 --> 00:45:41.760
It's pretty interesting too, because he now owns a radio

745
00:45:41.780 --> 00:45:45.469
station in central Texas. Now, typically radio stations have to

746
00:45:45.489 --> 00:45:48.789
have broadcast towers to transmit their signal, not Brad. He

747
00:45:48.809 --> 00:45:57.360
just lies down and just thinks real hard. It's really unfair.

748
00:45:57.380 --> 00:46:01.199
I wonder if on the other end of the scale,

749
00:46:01.219 --> 00:46:02.409
if that's how you get a morning show.

750
00:46:03.340 --> 00:46:04.869
God damn.

751
00:46:06.989 --> 00:46:07.309
Amen.

752
00:46:11.030 --> 00:46:13.849
You know what? I guess whatever angle you got to

753
00:46:14.010 --> 00:46:19.949
use to get what you want. Did I already say

754
00:46:20.210 --> 00:46:22.010
Jose Feliciano is anyone?

755
00:46:29.769 --> 00:46:32.070
Oh, okay.

756
00:46:32.269 --> 00:46:35.420
A couple other quick birthdays, if I can recover. Colin

757
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:40.639
Firth is 66, from The King's Speech, Love Actually, Bridget

758
00:46:40.699 --> 00:46:47.849
Jones's Diary, and The Kingsman Movies. Did I get that right? Yeah,

759
00:46:47.869 --> 00:46:51.349
The Kingsman Movies. I really enjoyed that first one. I

760
00:46:51.389 --> 00:46:55.230
think I watched the second one. It's all right.

761
00:46:55.659 --> 00:46:57.389
I like the first one. I like this. I really

762
00:46:57.409 --> 00:46:59.070
liked the first one. I liked the second one. The

763
00:46:59.110 --> 00:46:59.969
third one was awful.

764
00:46:59.989 --> 00:47:00.809
Yeah.

765
00:47:00.849 --> 00:47:03.130
I didn't know there was a third one. Uh, you're

766
00:47:03.150 --> 00:47:03.789
probably better off.

767
00:47:04.130 --> 00:47:08.269
Uh, which something Diego put up, made a post about,

768
00:47:08.289 --> 00:47:10.739
and I told him if you've never watched the gentleman,

769
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:13.760
it was a guy, Richie movie. And then now it's

770
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:18.619
a show on Netflix. They just did season two. Excellent show.

771
00:47:19.880 --> 00:47:22.320
Excellent movie. Excellent show. If you like guy, Richie stuff,

772
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:23.199
I do.

773
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:26.119
I'm a big guy, Richie fan. Um, And because of that,

774
00:47:26.179 --> 00:47:29.150
I'm surprised. Some of his more recent projects, I have

775
00:47:29.190 --> 00:47:32.690
not seen. The Gentleman, the movie, I wanted to see it,

776
00:47:32.710 --> 00:47:34.530
and I just hadn't gotten around to it yet. So

777
00:47:34.550 --> 00:47:36.329
that's still on my list. And then I saw, like

778
00:47:36.369 --> 00:47:38.690
you said, the show. I'm like, ooh, I want to

779
00:47:38.710 --> 00:47:45.650
watch that as well. In the show, one of the

780
00:47:45.690 --> 00:47:49.239
main characters, maybe the main character, can you think of

781
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:52.219
his name off the top of your head? He also

782
00:47:52.860 --> 00:47:56.190
was opposite Chalene... in the Divergent movies.

783
00:47:57.590 --> 00:47:58.530
Theo James.

784
00:47:59.230 --> 00:47:59.789
Yeah, that's him.

785
00:48:01.139 --> 00:48:07.159
So I saw him at Boston Logan once. I was

786
00:48:07.219 --> 00:48:11.239
the only... I have an uncanny ability with faces. So

787
00:48:11.460 --> 00:48:13.929
I was the only person in the airport to recognize.

788
00:48:14.070 --> 00:48:14.710
Hey, it's that guy.

789
00:48:15.869 --> 00:48:18.769
He walked right past us as we were standing in

790
00:48:18.789 --> 00:48:20.769
line about to get on a flight back to Dallas.

791
00:48:21.650 --> 00:48:25.889
And he walked by just looking absolutely... as normal as

792
00:48:26.150 --> 00:48:29.050
anyone else in the airport, but because I'm good with faces,

793
00:48:29.090 --> 00:48:31.670
I was like, Hey, it's that guy from the divergent movies.

794
00:48:32.250 --> 00:48:33.789
And then when I see him in like, there was

795
00:48:33.829 --> 00:48:35.809
like a Range Rover commercial now that he's in and

796
00:48:35.849 --> 00:48:36.889
he's in the gentleman show.

797
00:48:37.269 --> 00:48:37.630
I see him.

798
00:48:37.650 --> 00:48:39.179
I'm like, that's the guy I saw at the airport.

799
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:39.800
Good for him.

800
00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:47.679
No, listen, it's part of the, the plot of the gentlemen,

801
00:48:47.699 --> 00:48:51.099
the series is they end up having a lot of

802
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:54.739
meetings in a sauna. Because the old crime boss likes

803
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:58.800
being in the sauna. And I am convinced Theo James

804
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:00.480
just writes that in there so he can be in

805
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:03.780
there shirtless and just, you know, just show off.

806
00:49:04.420 --> 00:49:05.920
That makes sense. I get that. Yeah.

807
00:49:06.659 --> 00:49:10.530
I saw a guy walking on the street yesterday, no

808
00:49:10.590 --> 00:49:12.210
shirt or anything. And he's one of those guys that

809
00:49:12.230 --> 00:49:15.409
was in such good shape as his belly's protruding. It's

810
00:49:15.449 --> 00:49:17.210
still a six pack. And I'm like, you jerk.

811
00:49:17.610 --> 00:49:18.030
I hate you.

812
00:49:18.630 --> 00:49:24.340
That's that's just not fair. Um, I think, uh, holy shit.

813
00:49:26.920 --> 00:49:28.980
For those that don't know when we go through birthdays,

814
00:49:29.139 --> 00:49:36.460
I never pre-read these. Cause, cause, uh, I don't have time. Uh,

815
00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:37.460
Guy Ritchie's 58 today.

816
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:37.599
Yeah.

817
00:49:40.769 --> 00:49:42.849
Let's see, this is another reason why we do the birthdays.

818
00:49:42.889 --> 00:49:46.489
These happy little accidents happen. Director of Lock, Stock, and

819
00:49:46.530 --> 00:49:48.369
Two Smoking Barrels, which, by the way, if you've not

820
00:49:48.409 --> 00:49:52.480
seen that one, mwah! Snatch, love that. Sherlock Holmes and

821
00:49:52.539 --> 00:49:56.940
The Gentleman. Guy Ritchie, 58. I did not plan that,

822
00:49:56.960 --> 00:50:01.320
I swear to God. That just was a happy accident.

823
00:50:01.900 --> 00:50:03.969
Speaking of happy accidents.

824
00:50:06.769 --> 00:50:09.610
Trey, uh, I saw this on Reddit the other day.

825
00:50:09.650 --> 00:50:11.130
I'm not sure if you saw it as well, but

826
00:50:11.170 --> 00:50:14.820
I thought it was an interesting question someone posed. And

827
00:50:14.860 --> 00:50:19.340
that is what's a dead giveaway that a relationship will end.

828
00:50:23.059 --> 00:50:25.340
That she leaves you and doesn't.

829
00:50:26.219 --> 00:50:26.679
Disappears.

830
00:50:29.829 --> 00:50:32.789
She leaves and never comes back. That's usually a pretty

831
00:50:32.809 --> 00:50:36.550
good sign. Yeah. Uh, I saw that and immediately I

832
00:50:36.570 --> 00:50:39.170
was like, oh, God, there's usually really good signs. And

833
00:50:39.190 --> 00:50:42.489
we always not always what we typically ignore them. But

834
00:50:42.510 --> 00:50:44.469
it was an interesting thread. I didn't even get through

835
00:50:44.530 --> 00:50:46.989
half of it, but it was someone just posed the question.

836
00:50:48.010 --> 00:50:51.789
What is a dead giveaway that a relationship will end?

837
00:50:51.909 --> 00:50:57.000
A good relationship will end. For you, Trey, it was

838
00:50:57.219 --> 00:51:01.960
when she disappears and never comes back. Yeah. Uh, for me,

839
00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:05.579
it was when, uh, she chased me. It was when

840
00:51:05.659 --> 00:51:08.739
we got into a car chase, uh, through the M

841
00:51:08.780 --> 00:51:13.210
streets on lower Greenville. I was, I was the one

842
00:51:13.269 --> 00:51:16.889
trying to get away. And, and then, and then I did.

843
00:51:18.210 --> 00:51:20.769
And then I did for real. Cause that was, that

844
00:51:20.809 --> 00:51:21.849
was a moment where I was like.

845
00:51:21.969 --> 00:51:22.409
You know what?

846
00:51:22.949 --> 00:51:24.949
I don't think this relationship is going to work.

847
00:51:26.650 --> 00:51:28.869
Yeah. I mean, if you want a really practical answer

848
00:51:28.909 --> 00:51:31.619
on that, When you start sleeping in separate beds, that's

849
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:35.519
a really, really good sign.

850
00:51:36.260 --> 00:51:36.500
Yeah.

851
00:51:37.780 --> 00:51:40.579
That's where I feel like the twist is interesting. The

852
00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:44.340
way they position the question, you know, what's a dead

853
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:46.860
giveaway that a good relationship will end?

854
00:51:49.739 --> 00:51:50.239
I'm in it.

855
00:51:50.260 --> 00:51:52.179
Oh, no.

856
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:56.159
I'm sorry.

857
00:51:56.360 --> 00:51:56.880
I'm sorry.

858
00:51:59.780 --> 00:52:04.230
You want to go to Thailand? Nah, not gonna, not

859
00:52:04.250 --> 00:52:04.590
gonna help.

860
00:52:04.670 --> 00:52:04.929
Okay.

861
00:52:05.150 --> 00:52:05.369
Yeah.

862
00:52:06.250 --> 00:52:08.230
Was there, was there a dead giveaway for you and

863
00:52:08.250 --> 00:52:09.889
your good relationship that it may end?

864
00:52:12.570 --> 00:52:19.409
Oh, I had, that's, that, that just, that's no, as

865
00:52:19.469 --> 00:52:23.519
I've been, as I've been told, that's the reason why

866
00:52:23.539 --> 00:52:25.789
all the others, cause I was in it.

867
00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:29.360
Oh, cause you're the, you're, Oh, it's cause of you.

868
00:52:33.489 --> 00:52:36.139
I don't think that's the case. I mean, Trey and

869
00:52:36.179 --> 00:52:39.400
I are still together. And you're right in the middle

870
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:46.739
of it. I hope it turns out better for you

871
00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:48.489
than it did for Trey. No offense, Trey.

872
00:52:48.789 --> 00:52:55.909
No, no. I wouldn't curse what I've been through on anyone.

873
00:52:58.030 --> 00:52:59.769
Although I would like to see a Guy Ritchie movie

874
00:52:59.809 --> 00:53:00.110
about it.

875
00:53:02.780 --> 00:53:03.300
The Ghost.

876
00:53:06.260 --> 00:53:08.880
That's actually a great idea. We can actually remake Ghost.

877
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:11.239
But instead of it being, you know, the guy dies,

878
00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:14.550
it's the girl just disappears. And it's the guy just

879
00:53:14.590 --> 00:53:18.230
trying to do pottery by himself in his apartment next

880
00:53:18.250 --> 00:53:19.150
to his chihuahua.

881
00:53:20.769 --> 00:53:24.030
Love comes... I forgot how I said this.

882
00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:28.920
It turns out she was never actually there.

883
00:53:28.940 --> 00:53:36.199
Oh, that's a good twist. It could be like a

884
00:53:36.260 --> 00:53:43.269
sixth sense reveal. Trey has to say, I see girlfriends.

885
00:53:44.210 --> 00:53:44.909
They're not real.

886
00:53:44.929 --> 00:53:45.190
Sorry.

887
00:53:46.369 --> 00:53:49.909
The whole time it was like an appliance or something

888
00:53:49.949 --> 00:53:51.389
he was making out with. He just didn't know.

889
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:54.019
It's the Maytag man.

890
00:54:00.989 --> 00:54:01.650
I'm sorry, Trey.

891
00:54:01.670 --> 00:54:05.130
No, it's all right. Could have been a blender.

892
00:54:09.829 --> 00:54:10.309
Well said.

893
00:54:10.510 --> 00:54:12.610
Let's go home now. Thank you for joining us here

894
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:18.619
inside the treehouse. We're grateful that Trey's ex-girlfriend wasn't a blender.

895
00:54:20.190 --> 00:54:22.909
That's what I'm choosing to take away from today's show.

896
00:54:23.309 --> 00:54:26.530
Otherwise, that would be a trip to Thailand. Very much so.

897
00:54:26.570 --> 00:54:27.039
Much needed.

898
00:54:27.340 --> 00:54:29.340
Thank you for hanging out with us here inside the Treehouse.

899
00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:32.239
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900
00:54:32.320 --> 00:54:34.199
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901
00:54:34.219 --> 00:54:37.250
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902
00:54:37.289 --> 00:54:41.130
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903
00:54:41.170 --> 00:54:44.309
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