Would You Risk Your Life for a Bigger Penis? | The Treehouse Show

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2:27 Would you die for a bigger cat? eggplant would you die for a bigger schlong wiener uh pain dispenser whatever whatever name you call it uh penis yes i i have questions i like how you you've already got qualifications like you're like you're already reasoning through this like well i don't know let's Let's hear this out. I mean, there might be some good options in here. What are your questions, Jerry, on whether or not, which to me sounds like a really easy would you die trying to get a bigger week?

3:10 Okay, I think you maybe need to rephrase this just a hair, which is would you put your life at risk for a bigger.... Okay, fine. Would you put your life at risk... for a bigger. Like, and let's say, let's say a 25% chance of death. 25% chance. Those are pretty good odds. Those are good odds, which means one in four, you could die. So Jerry, what are your qualifying questions to answer? The ultimate question, would you put your life at risk to get a bigger weenie? I think I just got them answered. That was it.

3:55 That, I am ready to make my ruling, yes. All right. What are you going to do? I'm good. I'll pass. At what percentage would you be like, all right, let's roll the dice and see what happens? You know, if I really felt like I needed a bigger one, 25% would be more than acceptable. So the only qualifying question i would have in this scenario is if i'm that michael phillips guy who says like he's the one that has come out and said i have the tiniest weenie on the planet i have the micro penis syndrome and he's got the worst of anybody apparently and he's going through an operation or procedure whatever to make it a marginally bigger it's really not even going to be that big of a difference but anyway if i had a micro thing i think i would absolutely roll the dice i might even go as high as 50 50 i mean because i mean you talked about your quality of life and everything not just confidence and emotionally but physically this is a guy that has to wear diapers and stuff because he can't do normal daily function things so Look, at a certain point, if a doctor came to me and said, yes, I can take you to average, and if you were on

5:28 the micro scale, I'd be like, let's go. Absolutely. Thankfully, I'm not that guy. So I don't know at what percentage I would ever consider putting my life on the line just to add an inch or so. Trey, where do you fall on this? I mean. Spoken like a man, that's got something. It would have to be. You know... Just... Screw it. I want a 12-incher.

6:10 Go big or go home. Yeah, you no longer just want a penis. You want a weapon. Yeah, that's... I want shock and awe. I'm going to lay this across the Middle East. Uh huh Yeah I want the LBJ Yeah Someone asks you while you're in Vietnam You just slam it on the desk and go that's. Why This is my Secretary of State This is the Secretary of the Interior And the new Department of War All right there This is not just a random question I'm posing to you, by the way. There's a source for this. An influencer died after a penis enlargement surgery in Thailand went wrong. There's a whole lot that went wrong in just that headline. First of all, if you're going to Thailand for medical procedures, you're already rolling some serious dice, I think. Yeah. So the other thing is, obviously, influencer is a pretty loose term these days. Basically, it was a guy from Africa. That's not what his wife said.

7:29 What's that? A wealthy influencer died after undergoing penis enlargement surgery in Thailand. So is he really wealthy? Because I'm with you. If you're going to Thailand for your medical procedures, I don't think you're that wealthy. I agree. I am sure somewhere on this earth, there is the Michelangelo of penis enlargement. And he probably runs six figures to even walk through the door. Oh, yeah. You can find a plastic surgeon to do almost anything these days. Did you guys see that photo of Clay Matthews on TMZ the other day?

8:13 The AI one? It is AI? Okay, just making sure. But the scary thing about that photo was we really weren't sure if it was real or not because we've seen some people do some freaky stuff to themselves. Because, look, with enough money, you'll find a plastic surgeon who will do anything. And you're right. If you're that wealthy, you're not going halfway around the world to get this done. This guy lives, he's from Africa. So, I mean, you're right there near Turkey. They have great medical tourism. You can go to India and get stuff done. There's all sorts of places you could go to get this done. Thailand would not be high on my list. Again, you're talking about going to places that are considerably less expensive. When it comes to if you're going to operate on my junk, I am not cutting cost.

9:02 No. I don't want cutting at all. I want filling and growing and expanding if I'm going that route. And you're right, we don't know how wealthy he is. But, according to the story, a wealthy influencer died after undergoing penis enlargement surgery in Thailand. Ego Uberibo, actually I think I said that pretty close to correct, was 43. He was injected with 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine at an unnamed Thai clinic in March. He was on holiday with his wife at the time, staying at the Marriott Hotel in Bangkok. But that's a fun one. He decided to have the operation there. Penis filler can cost thousands and is becoming increasingly popular. Despite warnings from medical professionals and surgeons of potentially devastating complications. which now we know can include death so this guy went for a massage after his procedure and then it was then that the british nigerian businessman started to complain of chest pain and passed out twice he was taken to the hospital later died of a pulmonary embolism And because of an autopsy that they did after the fact, they said, yeah, the stuff from the injection got into his body and into his lungs and killed him. And one autopsy, I believe, was

10:35 done in Thailand and another one was done in England. Or in the UK, whichever one. And they later found material consistent with the wiener filler in his lungs and concluded the procedure caused his embolism. So this is I'm not just making stuff up. I'm not just throwing out conversation starters just to see, you know, at what point you guys would consider, you know, adding an inch or two. It really is this guy, African businessman, seemingly very healthy, looked, you know, the part of a successful guy. Forty three. They say wealthy. I don't know. We have no idea. Um, but we don't know how obviously short he was in that department because based on stereotypes, I see what appears to be a very healthy black man. And in the headline, it says he died after complications from a penis enlargement procedure.

11:39 I wonder if they got the right guy. Like, is this the right photo? Or was there like a white dude somewhere that somehow they got the photo code swapped out somehow? But apparently this is the guy. Like it's a real life Robert Downey Jr. Tropic Thunder. Maybe. I get it if you're of the micro scale. But even then, when we talked about the Michael Phillips guy with the tiniest weenie in the world, his procedure, which was going to cost thousands that he did a crowdfunding thing for, was only going to add a little bit of girth and very minimal length to it. So to me, it even seemed like not even worth it to do it in that case.

12:27 I have to assume that anything going on down there when it comes to surgical procedures, it's going to be incredibly painful. Yes. So.... Yeah, I mean, I'm going for baseball bat. It's go big or go home. You want stories written about you. You want to be a poem like Casey at the bat, except you never strike out. You want Robert Redford to go to home plate with Wonder Boy etched on the side of your thing and send it over the right field bleachers. Yeah, I mean, I'm not... I'm not screwing around for just an inch or two. If I'm going to go through the pain and everything else, yeah.

13:15 You want Louisville tattooed on the side of it. I want something that creates a reputation for myself. And perhaps you might be a late entry into the Preakness. And the other horses are like, oh, watch out. Yeah, I just can't fathom For these procedures, based on the two stories now that I've had to read, thousands of dollars, economically, spending thousands of dollars for like an inch or so of girth, you really don't get anything more on the length side. So you're not getting your baseball bat effect. It just, to me, doesn't seem worth it at all.

13:56 Especially if there's a possibility you die. I don't know why... There's so many things you could spend money on to compensate for your tiny schlonger. Get a Ferrari. Man, it's a big deal. There's a lot of guys that really base their self-worth and their position in the world on that. I do love our Treehouse chat, though, right now. Double AJ's on fire again. He says Thailand is definitely where they will do weird stuff with plastic surgery. Let's be real. All right.

14:36 He has a point there. But this guy was going for what seems to be a quote unquote normal type procedure. Linda, come for a massage. Get a bigger unit. The Thailand way. And then back to Double AJ. Nigerian businessman? Are we sure this is even real? Ooh, maybe that's what this is. Maybe this is all a ploy to then send out emails later to say a Nigerian influencer almost died, but he needs your help to pay back his medical bills for his enlargement surgery. All you've got to do is just send me like $ 2, 000, and in three days, I'll send you $ 2 million. Sounds very reasonable. And even Diego, off his shoulder surgery in the chat, poor Nigerian prince, LOL.

15:34 Maybe they were selling insurance policies on the guy. Oh, man. That's a rough way to go. But if there is any solace, He was buried in a gold coffin. Did it spin? I don't know. I mean, it is a bright, shiny, metallic gold coffin that he's going to be buried in. Was it an open casket ceremony?

16:14 I hope so, and I hope it's sticking up. Because that's what everyone's going to be thinking, right? Exactly. If I go to that wake, if I go to that funeral, I see the gold coffin, I'm like, clearly he's been compensating. Also, I'm going to be thinking, I know why he died. I know how he died. And the coffin looks a little too big. So, that is why I ask, would you put your life on the line? Thank you for the correction, Trey. I mean, that's... That's sad. He had to overcompensate in death. Seriously, just get you a gold-plated Miata. I mean, if you can't afford the Ferrari or something, just do something.

17:01 Do what you can to compensate. Spend that $ 10, 000, $ 12, 000, $ 15, 000 on the surgery on something else. Something that may not kill you. It's also got to be a bitch. You're dead and all your friends are going up to your wife and going, I don't need surgery. I know you're hurting. I can fix you. All right. Everyone get your, get your saluting arms and your, your hats ready to be tipped here. Okay. Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW roofing and restoration into the tree house. 833 Cook DFW is the phone number to get your free roof. inspection and property review scheduled the website cookdfw.com i'm going to say some scary words daniel super el nino and the effect that is going to have on weather especially in the north texas area.

18:06 You know You're right. We just are officially in going into. The Super El Nino. The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year, or shall we say on El Nino. So there are some differences, speculations. Nothing is set in stone. This is not a guarantee that we're going to have a deluge of water. for the next year. I mean, that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey, we might have a wetter than normal. We could have more storms. It could be just a lot of rain. We all need to go out and build arcs. I don't know.

18:47 But I mean, be prepared. The moral of the story is every day you live in North Texas, especially in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting. Know how your roof looks. Know how your Windows are working. Know if your doors have holes in them. I mean, just know your home. Know your home. Call us out. We want to educate you. We will come around, walk you around, show you things that you should know, and then we can help you with getting them taken care of. And no pressure, all education. And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will take care of you, the homeowner, with very, very gentle hands. I know because I've been in them. 833-COOK-DFW. That sound bad? Sounded bad. 833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com. Someone make a note of this. This is another nominee for headline of the year. A blind man has been sentenced for driving 150 miles while drunk.

19:58 80s movie. 80s high school movie. Slow clap right there, baby. A blind man has been sentenced for driving 150 miles while drunk. I'm impressed. That is wow. And I think the car was kind of stolen. Kind of? Honestly, Helen Keller, jump in the back seat. Let me tell you a story about overcoming obstacles in life. He's sitting there telling Al Pacino to eat it.

20:39 A blind motorist who took his partner's car and drove 150 miles at night, not that it really matters because he's blind, while drunk, has been handed only a suspended sentence. Anthony Hall, who does not have a driving license, no shocker there, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle. This is from the BBC, so this happened in England or UK, something. This was after he was seen swerving between lanes and onto the shoulder. He told police he had driven from his home after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine. Okay, look, I am not a big wine drinker, but in the past, I've had some and shared it with the ex, and one bottle was plenty. If we went into two, it was going to be a weird night, right? I can't even fathom four bottles deep.

21:41 I mean, that's two apiece. Yeah, you're... Yeah. I mean, this guy is a hero. To so many. You're talking about a can-do attitude. I mean... No obstacles, man. That's... Oh, man. The court had heard him, admitted charges including dangerous driving, at a previous hearing, and he was sentenced to 36 weeks in prison, suspended for 18 months. He also admitted drunk driving, driving without a license or insurance, and taking a car without consent.

22:21 I was about to say, I'm assuming suspending his license wasn't even an option because he doesn't have one. All right, look, if you get one, automatically suspended. There you go. Oh, Jesus. That really is. It really is one of the most impressive things I've ever heard. Yeah, it really is. Because that's one thing. Legally blind doesn't mean you technically can't see. It just means your vision is... But... To 150 miles, that's... At night. Yeah. And the worst thing that happened was he was swerving and went over onto the shoulder. The fact that he didn't hit anybody or anything else.

23:07 I mean, maybe that is a new level of drunk. You're so drunk you can see. Like all of us normies, like we get really drunk. We see like two and four and six of things. But if you're legally blind, it all comes into focus. You're like, oh, my God, it's a miracle. So he's just going is like, let me see how far this will take me. I just realized there was a level of drunk I never achieved. Do you feel like you're missing out now? You know, that's got to be a euphoric feeling. I mean, look, some people level up in video games.

23:49 This guy leveled up in real life. I love Linda in the chat. You know, he was saying, I'm sailing. At least he knew he was driving. Oh, man, I had never thought about that. You drink so much that you turn back around and can see. Wow. Now I need to know which wine that was. Was it a red or a white? See, these are the questions we ask, and we never get the answers to. If it was a rosé, then I'd lose respect for the guy again. Oh, yeah, that's just not, no. That's not possible, man.

24:32 Then again, if it's four bottles of it, congratulations to this man. And we have. More and deeper probing questions that we really want the answers to. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever get them. Now time for a common sense law. Or is it? Italy. The entire country, not the little town in East Texas, but Italy. may ban texting while walking. Apparently things have gotten so bad in Italy with people staring at their phones that it's become a public nuisance and they're actually considering legislation to make it where you cannot text and walk.

25:18 And I say yes. I'm okay with it. I mean, this is something... Jerry, I don't know how much you drive in Dallas. Dan, obviously, I know you don't drive in Dallas. A lot. Something I have and where I live in Lemon, Cedar Springs, you have busy streets, a lot of traffic. I feel like we have quit teaching kids just the simple basics of walk, don't walk signs and what means go and what means not. Because people do not seem to understand anymore that and it's white, you walk. When it's red, you stop.

26:07 Pedestrian traffic has always been an interesting thing to me because if I remember this correctly, because I looked it up before, as a pedestrian in Texas, I don't think just because you're in a crosswalk, you automatically get the right of way. I believe in Texas, there's personal responsibility involved in that scenario where if you are in the crosswalk, when it says don't walk and you get hit by a car, the person driving that car is not automatically responsible for it. If you're in a crosswalk where there's an intersection that has walk, don't walk. There are some crosswalks where, yes, you are default. Like if it's a stop sign, then yeah, you do actually have the right. But if it's a walk, don't walk sign, then, yeah, you still have to go by those rules. Right.

27:02 Now, that's not the case everywhere else. Like, I know there are other parts of the country where, as a pedestrian, if you're in the street, crosswalk, whatever, it is your right-of-way, period. But in Texas, again, if I'm right, that's not necessarily the case. No, it's... Listen, I know I've told this story before, but back in the day, I was at a bar on McKinney Avenue and hanging out with... was actually having lunch with a few of the DPD friends. And there was a restaurant across the street and someone left the restaurant, walked out, not at the intersection, just jaywalked right in the middle of the street, got hit by a car.

27:43 And one of our other cop friends had to go to the hospital and write them a ticket for jaywalking because they were at fault. As it should be. That's how it should be. And look, And I see this a lot because in Dallas, we don't treat pedestrians the same way that other cities do. I remember like even driving it like like the crosswalk in Dallas. That's not a barrier. That's that's just extra space that you creep up on. Right. In other cities like even Austin, Austin is is more pedestrian friendly. Cars don't creep up into that crosswalk section a whole lot in other major cities like where I am now in Seattle. They don't creep into that crosswalk because there is so much foot traffic.

28:29 It happened the same way in Portland. I've seen it in other cities as well where there's common foot traffic. Vehicles stay out of that crosswalk. In Dallas, that's just extra room to creep up. Dallas is more GTA. It very much is. See, people in Dallas complaining about the lack of GTA 6 in their lives in the last decade or two decades, just drive around. It's pretty much the same thing. But like I was telling you, Trey, like Tara and I drove those Lime scooters for the first time recently. I'll never do that in Dallas. Oh, I see it every day, and I'm amazed that people don't get plowed into or run over on those things.

29:15 I'll do it where I am currently, still mainly on side streets because I still don't trust drivers anywhere. But at least here, I know that the drivers here are more used to seeing those things, and they're– They're not as quick to run over people. Honestly, when I'm walking around places, I've been closer to being run over by someone on a bicycle than I have in a car. Or by a car. Anyway, so yeah, the whole crosswalk pedestrian thing, that's an amazing thing to me and how Dallas would just assume, just bump you or run your ass over. But there are people walking around that think that they have the automatic right-of-way, and you don't. I love that story where the cop had to go to the hospital and write a ticket to that guy. Because, and this is where, so like on the surface, when I say Italy may ban texting while walking, you would think that that doesn't need to be a law. They'll learn the lesson when they get run over. But if I'm driving the car, why should it be my fault and fall on my insurance to pay for it because you were an idiot?

30:27 So that's where the law needs to come into place because your idiocy is affecting somebody else and or their property. So that's why the law has to be in place. Well, and that's why they had to go write the person a ticket because they had literally jumped off, jumped out on the street in between from in between two cars, got hit, broke. Their leg was broken. And the driver was like, it's not you. You need to make sure that you do this because it's not my fault. And I'm not. Yeah, I'm not paying for your leg and I'm not paying for my new bumper. That's a you thing. You should be paying that. And like there's sad examples where people have been texting and they ended up dead. Like there was one, if I remember this correctly, in Fort Worth, someone was walking in like a parking garage in Fort Worth, like in Sundance, and they were texting or they were on their phone or something and they got to the edge of the parking structure and and fell over the concrete wall to the street and then died.

31:28 Do you feel restless and anxious? Feel like something's missing in your life? Maybe you just need a little more Treehouse in it. Go to patreon.com slash treehouseonair and check out all the bonus features a subscription offers, including bonus shows, behind-the-scenes content, special subscriber-only live shows, and so much more. That's patreon.com slash treehouseonair. That's p-a-t-r-e-o-n dot com slash treehouseonair. The family sued, and I believe they won because they said that the wall wasn't high enough to prevent such an accident. So even in some cases, you can still find a way to skirt some responsibility. But ultimately, watch where you're going. Why is this so goddamn hard?

32:23 Right. Streets are for cars. Yeah. Even when I'm on the sidewalk and I'm walking, if I need to send a long text or an email, I'll actually move over to the side of the sidewalk. Right. Find yourself a nice little nook out of the way. Yeah. I'll tell the homeless man that I'm sharing that little alcove with to scooch over a little bit while he poops. And I'll send my text and get out of the way of the foot traffic. I can concentrate on sending my thing. And then when I'm done, I put the phone back in the pocket and walk like a normal human. So I'm all for instituting bans because if your stupidity affects me. It's the same thing like people try to say like, oh, it is stupid having seatbelt laws. The main reason why we have a seatbelt law is the same thing because if you're not wearing your seatbelt and you go flying out of your windshield in an accident, you are now a projectile. You could hit into my car And I had nothing to do with the accident whatsoever.

33:29 Now I got to figure out insurance because you weren't wearing a seatbelt and ended up in my front seat. Well, even more than that is if you veer or something where you might go flying out of the seat and lose control of your car, if you have your seatbelt on, it keeps you in the seat and you have a better chance of maintaining control. Also that. But yeah, that's... If it were just... If the idiots were the only people to pay the price... Mm-hmm. I would be like, let her rip. Yeah. I always enjoy watching two people that are texting, not paying attention, walk into each other. It's when one of them walks into me. You know? I've seen it happen so many times. Somebody's coming around a corner, they're texting, blah, blah, blah, and they just plow right into you. And it's like, you can stop because you see them, but they just keep walking.

34:21 I don't often get petty in public, but I will do it in that scenario. Like if we're at like a market type of a thing where there's lots of people walking up and down the street and I see someone walking towards me with their face down and their phone, I will maintain course and heading. I will absolutely watch the entire time as they run into me. And I will not apologize. I will just look at them and be like, mm-hmm. What did we learn? Mm-hmm. Nothing? I thought so. Yeah. Look where you're going. It's real simple. Nah. Nah?

35:03 Is it overly simple? Is that the problem, Trey? People can't be bothered. I mean, they can't be bothered to walk and look where they're going. They can't be bothered to drive and pay attention. That is true. Well, it happens that way until something bad happens. And then you learn. So speaking of learning, today is Thursday, September 10th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. We started out the show talking about a tiny unit. In birthdays today, we're starting with the big unit. Randy Johnson is 63 today. 60, which is interesting because that man looks 63 when he was 23. Yeah.

35:58 Yeah. He was born a full grown man. Absolutely. Like he came out and everyone's like, Jesus Christ, that baby six foot 10 and can throw 98 miles an hour. Um, this Randy Johnson, 63 today, nicknamed the big unit. Why? Cause he's six foot 10, five time Cy Young winner. 303 wins, 4,875 strikeouts, second only to our Nolan Ryan. And easily one of the scariest pitchers in the history of baseball to face. And if you don't believe us, just ask John Kruk. Jerry, I know you're not a mega sports guy. When I say that, I don't know if you know what I mean. I know Trey does.

36:43 But There was one time Randy Johnson is facing John Kruk and Randy Johnson's throwing 9900 miles an hour from the left side. And John Kruk is a left handed hitter. So when John Kruk is facing Randy Johnson, because of Randy Johnson's size and arm angle, his arm is coming basically from behind John Kruk. And then the ball's coming across him. So it looks like it's coming at him no matter what. So one day when he's facing Randy Johnson, Randy Johnson decides to throw one behind John Crook. And it's a famous clip because John Crook steps out of the batter's box. looks around, grabs his jersey, and.

37:28 He's like, whew. He's like, whew. Sort of like, I almost died just then. And the very next pitch, I believe, is Randy Johnson throwing a slider that started at John Kruk's cheek and ended up across the plate for his strike. And it's one of the most evil things I've seen a pitcher do in baseball, and I love it, mainly because I wasn't John Kruk. At that moment. Mm-hmm. Evil, evil pitcher man. Uh, but God, he was fun and, uh, killed the bird. Oh yes. Killed the bird. I mean, it blew exploded. Yeah. That will never happen again in our lifetime that we'll see something like that. I don't. And then the fact that a bird flew right in front of a Randy Johnson fastball, And it just blew up immediately. It's one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.

38:21 And that's true for sports or anything. Just.... Tough to feathers. Just.... Whole stadium. Whole stadium just like. Gasp. And just silence for like a second and a half. Utter silence. R.I.P. Pigeon. R.I.P. Pigeon. Shit. So happy birthday to the big unit, Randy Johnson, 63 today. Real quick, because I mentioned John Kruk. I happen to have this random thought yesterday, Trey. So in our episode yesterday, you had brought up Dalton from Roadhouse.

39:02 You know, Patrick Swayze's character. And for some reason, that got me thinking about the early 90s Phillies teams. John Kruk. And didn't they also have a Dalton? Like the catcher was Dalton. Oh, you're, you're going beyond my. Okay. Baseball rosters are beyond my sports knowledge. Yeah. So the, early 90s Phillies had a great team, had a hell of a lineup. You had John Kruk. I believe the catcher's last name was Dalton. And what was great about that was this is at the height of, like, the baseball mullets. I don't know what it was with the Phillies at the time. It was the early 90s. They were still coming out of the 80s. All these guys looked like extras from Roadhouse. And the fact that I believe the catcher's last name was also Dalton was just perfect. Go back and watch Roadhouse and then pull up some clips of the Phillies World Series teams in the early 90s. They're going to look like guys like Patrick Swayze was kicking around in the bar. That's my super randomness for today. Other birthdays today. Joe Neuendijk, Hockey Hall of Famer, three-time Stanley Cup champion, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, is 60. Also a big-time Dallas star.

40:16 Yes. Also celebrating birthdays today, Jose Feliciano is 81. It was a long, long time before I could enjoy Christmas music after I worked at KVIL in the early 2000s. But when I finally did come back around to enjoying some Christmas music 20 years later, I still cannot get behind Feliz Navidad. That's one I still cannot come around on. It's not happening. Sorry, Jose, but happy birthday, year 81. Duly noted.

40:56 Joe Perry from Aerosmith is 76. He once graced our radio studio with his presence right after a hip replacement surgery. He was a dick. He was. I mean, he. You dealt with it more than I did. I was in the other room still screening calls at the time. I was still enamored because I'm like, oh, my God, it's Joe Perry. This is awesome. For big-time stars, he was the biggest dick I think I ever dealt with. What did he do? He was plugging his barbecue sauce. He didn't want to talk about music. He was obviously in a crappy mood because he had had hip replacement surgery. His son was with him, I believe, who was also a dick. I think his son was kind of his PR guy.

41:49 What I remembered about that visit also was I thought he had mentioned something about his son wrecking his Aston Martin. I think, but I... I don't know. I remember... Hell, that's been 20 years ago, and now I don't remember everything, but I remember he was just a dick. It's like I. Polar opposites. The people I remember as being the nicest you could ever imagine was Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora. They were so cool. And if you remember, they stayed after, because they really, they stayed in Dallas to do our show, but then they stayed in the parking lot. They took pictures, I think, with every effing salesperson at CBS and They stayed like an extra 30 minutes. They were just unbelievably nice.

42:46 And I remember they were there so long that Richie Sambora had to go to the bathroom. And our production guy at the time, Ricky, was unfortunately next to Richie when they were going pee-pee. And I don't know if he chose to glance at it or because it was so big that the gravitational pull pulled Ricky's eyes down to it, but He came out of the bathroom just feeling like half the man he thought he was. And I said, why do you think Heather Locklear looked so happy for so long? And what's even more is that she never really talked about that. She's the one who said David Spade has the big one.

43:28 Gotta be. Gotta be. The amount of chicks he pulls, that is not all personality based. No, she said he's got. His has to be bigger than Richie's because that's the one of all the guys she's been with that she said, and basically I think she best said the same thing is there's a reason why he gets so many. Yeah. And it makes sense because like I've, I've, I've long felt no pun intended that, uh, God, mother nature, biology, whatever balances out certain things, shortcomings per let's say. So like David Spade, physically not a specimen in any way.

44:09 He's short, he's scrawny, he's not good looking. So biology gave him, you know, a redwood between the legs to make up for all the other shortcomings. Then you get other people that might be, you know, gifted physically like bodybuilder type features and things, and then really good looking. But Maybe they've got a little that is left to be desired in the pants department. Right. I feel like certain things get, you know, evened out. Now, some people just hit the genetic lottery and they're, you know, good looking. And they also have, you know, something that is worth telling people about, which also means there are those people that are just horrific in every way. So if there's people out there that hit the genetic lottery, then there's people that hit the opposite and they have just nothing. They're hideous, they're trolls, and they got tiny wieners.

45:09 And maybe they end up in Thailand getting an enlargement and then they die and everyone knows about it. All sorts of possibilities. That's just a theory I have. No idea if it's true or not. Kind of like Brad. our old producer at one Oh five, three huge from what I've heard. That was, that was his nickname. It was, it was, is big Dick Brad. Yeah. It's pretty interesting too, because he now owns a radio station in central Texas. Now, typically radio stations have to have broadcast towers to transmit their signal, not Brad. He just lies down and just thinks real hard. It's really unfair.

45:57 I wonder if on the other end of the scale, if that's how you get a morning show. God damn. Amen. You know what? I guess whatever angle you got to use to get what you want. Did I already say Jose Feliciano is anyone? Oh, okay. A couple other quick birthdays, if I can recover. Colin Firth is 66, from The King's Speech, Love Actually, Bridget Jones's Diary, and The Kingsman Movies. Did I get that right? Yeah, The Kingsman Movies. I really enjoyed that first one. I think I watched the second one. It's all right.

46:55 I like the first one. I like this. I really liked the first one. I liked the second one. The third one was awful. Yeah. I didn't know there was a third one. Uh, you're probably better off. Uh, which something Diego put up, made a post about, and I told him if you've never watched the gentleman, it was a guy, Richie movie. And then now it's a show on Netflix. They just did season two. Excellent show. Excellent movie. Excellent show. If you like guy, Richie stuff, I do. I'm a big guy, Richie fan. Um, And because of that, I'm surprised. Some of his more recent projects, I have not seen. The Gentleman, the movie, I wanted to see it, and I just hadn't gotten around to it yet. So that's still on my list. And then I saw, like you said, the show. I'm like, ooh, I want to watch that as well. In the show, one of the main characters, maybe the main character, can you think of his name off the top of your head? He also was opposite Chalene... in the Divergent movies.

47:57 Theo James. Yeah, that's him. So I saw him at Boston Logan once. I was the only... I have an uncanny ability with faces. So I was the only person in the airport to recognize. Hey, it's that guy. He walked right past us as we were standing in line about to get on a flight back to Dallas. And he walked by just looking absolutely... as normal as anyone else in the airport, but because I'm good with faces, I was like, Hey, it's that guy from the divergent movies. And then when I see him in like, there was like a Range Rover commercial now that he's in and he's in the gentleman show. I see him.

48:37 I'm like, that's the guy I saw at the airport. Good for him. No, listen, it's part of the, the plot of the gentlemen, the series is they end up having a lot of meetings in a sauna. Because the old crime boss likes being in the sauna. And I am convinced Theo James just writes that in there so he can be in there shirtless and just, you know, just show off. That makes sense. I get that. Yeah. I saw a guy walking on the street yesterday, no shirt or anything. And he's one of those guys that was in such good shape as his belly's protruding. It's still a six pack. And I'm like, you jerk. I hate you.

49:18 That's that's just not fair. Um, I think, uh, holy shit. For those that don't know when we go through birthdays, I never pre-read these. Cause, cause, uh, I don't have time. Uh, Guy Ritchie's 58 today. Yeah. Let's see, this is another reason why we do the birthdays. These happy little accidents happen. Director of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, which, by the way, if you've not seen that one, mwah! Snatch, love that. Sherlock Holmes and The Gentleman. Guy Ritchie, 58. I did not plan that, I swear to God. That just was a happy accident.

50:01 Speaking of happy accidents. Trey, uh, I saw this on Reddit the other day. I'm not sure if you saw it as well, but I thought it was an interesting question someone posed. And that is what's a dead giveaway that a relationship will end. That she leaves you and doesn't. Disappears. She leaves and never comes back. That's usually a pretty good sign. Yeah. Uh, I saw that and immediately I was like, oh, God, there's usually really good signs. And we always not always what we typically ignore them. But it was an interesting thread. I didn't even get through half of it, but it was someone just posed the question.

50:48 What is a dead giveaway that a relationship will end? A good relationship will end. For you, Trey, it was when she disappears and never comes back. Yeah. Uh, for me, it was when, uh, she chased me. It was when we got into a car chase, uh, through the M streets on lower Greenville. I was, I was the one trying to get away. And, and then, and then I did. And then I did for real. Cause that was, that was a moment where I was like. You know what? I don't think this relationship is going to work. Yeah. I mean, if you want a really practical answer on that, When you start sleeping in separate beds, that's a really, really good sign.

51:36 Yeah. That's where I feel like the twist is interesting. The way they position the question, you know, what's a dead giveaway that a good relationship will end? I'm in it. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You want to go to Thailand? Nah, not gonna, not gonna help. Okay. Yeah. Was there, was there a dead giveaway for you and your good relationship that it may end? Oh, I had, that's, that, that just, that's no, as I've been, as I've been told, that's the reason why all the others, cause I was in it.

52:27 Oh, cause you're the, you're, Oh, it's cause of you. I don't think that's the case. I mean, Trey and I are still together. And you're right in the middle of it. I hope it turns out better for you than it did for Trey. No offense, Trey. No, no. I wouldn't curse what I've been through on anyone. Although I would like to see a Guy Ritchie movie about it. The Ghost. That's actually a great idea. We can actually remake Ghost.

53:09 But instead of it being, you know, the guy dies, it's the girl just disappears. And it's the guy just trying to do pottery by himself in his apartment next to his chihuahua. Love comes... I forgot how I said this. It turns out she was never actually there. Oh, that's a good twist. It could be like a sixth sense reveal. Trey has to say, I see girlfriends. They're not real. Sorry. The whole time it was like an appliance or something he was making out with. He just didn't know.

53:52 It's the Maytag man. I'm sorry, Trey. No, it's all right. Could have been a blender. Well said. Let's go home now. Thank you for joining us here inside the treehouse. We're grateful that Trey's ex-girlfriend wasn't a blender. That's what I'm choosing to take away from today's show. Otherwise, that would be a trip to Thailand. Very much so. Much needed. Thank you for hanging out with us here inside the Treehouse. For those of you that are subscribers to Ultimate Treehouse, like you are hanging out in the chat, or if you're also a Super Plus subscriber, we're going to leave here and jump into our Treehouse Super Plus episode. So we will see you next time right here inside the Treehouse.