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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley, along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and special guest inside the treehouse,

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which is back in black. Not just because three out

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of the four of us are wearing black shirt, but

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Rebecca Black back in the treehouse.

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Thank you, sirs, Thank you friends.

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Yeah, it was not planned, Raj. So I hope you

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don't feel left out or excluded that the three white

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people are wearing black shirts and you, the brown guy,

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are wearing a white shirt.

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I actually changed from a black shirt to this shirt.

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Oh so close, We're almost quadruplets.

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Yeah, that would have been That would have been weird.

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You don't need to change. Keep the white shirt. Let

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you be you. You stand out among Thank you among

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the pale faces here.

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Thank you all right.

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Quick question for you, Rebecca, and I'm singling you out

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because you are married, unlike Trey, unlike Raj. Okay, we

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were married.

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Yep.

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My thirteenth wedding anniversary was earlier this week.

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Congrats, by the way, thank you.

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I appreciate that. How long have you been married?

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It will be I think eighteen. Nice This summer.

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Okay, So do you have people ask you for marriage

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advice because you and your husband have been together for

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eighteen years?

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Occasionally but not often, And I think it's because we

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don't actually have marriage cred because we don't have kids

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or something.

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Interesting. There may be something to that.

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What about you?

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So we talked about that earlier this week. Because if

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you get if you're married for a certain number of times,

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people will start to ask you for, you know, marriage advice,

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and my marriage advice is no, I'm not giving you

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marriage advice because every relationship is unique. Because that individuals

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in the relationship are unique. There are some common themes

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that can run through most marriages, but at the end

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of the day, every relationship is unique, and my piece

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of advice for you may not work.

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Oh that is the most boring answer I've ever heard

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in my life. Thank you, d I love to give advice.

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I'm upset that more people aren't asking.

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Me, which is further proof that whatever works for me

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is probably not going to work for you.

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I disagree. I think my advice is always great always.

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I'm more mind my own.

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Business and nobody likes you, Dan.

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So the reason why I'm asking this very frontloaded question

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to you, Rebecca, and now that we're fighting about it

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is recently a couple was flying on Alaska Airlines and

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they were flying to their wedding and the flight attendants,

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I guess everyone was really bored on this flight. So

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the flight attendants went up the aisle and asked everyone

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to write down their best advice for them as they

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head into married life, and a lot of the answers

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were the standard things like be quick to forgive, don't forget,

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to say I'm sorry, communicate, blah blah blah. My position

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on that is, don't take marriage advice from strangers. So

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there you go. There is my controversial hot marriage advice.

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Don't take marriage advice from strangers. Know where that's coming from.

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You don't know those people. Also, if you're asking everyone

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on a plane, not all those people are really experts

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on the matter. Someone are going to be single, give

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you terrible advice.

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No.

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I agree with you on that, but I do think

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maybe they should have a preface like, hey, put how

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many years you've been married first, like, or if you've

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been divorced seven times, you got to write that before

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you put your marriage advice.

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On there, right, I think that would help. I think

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a little bit of context would be jennificial. I will

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say this, if there's a guy on the plane that's

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been divorced seven times, I'm curious to hear his advice

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same because he's seen some things.

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Right, surely he's learned a few lessons from each of

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those marriages. I would think that he could maybe pass

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on to the future generations.

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Yeah, the one lesson he didn't learn is he's not

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good at marriage.

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Hey, if first you don't succeed, try try again.

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Or he could he could do the couple of favor

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and tell them to know your limits.

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Also, you know, there's that weird group of people I

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think that are serial marriers, you know what I mean,

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Like after the first like the first one's done four years,

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so then they do it again and again and again

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and again. And I'm like, I think that they're just

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legitimately addicted to being married.

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I have a friend of mine who, before the age

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of forty, had been married four times. Wow, And on

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the on the fifth one, I think I'd run into

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her out and about in Addison and she's like, you know,

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I'm getting married again.

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I was like, and you can't be like congratulations.

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I was like, and I just you know, I just went,

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oh again, that was my She's like any advice.

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I was like, yeah, you're not good at this, don't.

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That's my advice, don't.

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I feel like that.

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This may be a little sexist, but I feel like

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that that the therriage is a far more female thing

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because typically divorce stings the men a lot worse.

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Okay, fine, because everybody that I have know that has

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been married multiple times is a dude.

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Yeah, when you get over four or five times.

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I only people I know have done that are are women?

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Really?

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Yeah? Yeah, no, everybody I know anything, anyone I know.

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I don't know any men that I personally. Yeah.

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Three, Like doctor Phil gives marriage advice and the same

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thing like ont you married four times? Like I don't

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want your advice, Like like I don't need it.

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But no, I wouldn't do it again.

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What to do?

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Yeah? Yeah, absolutely.

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Oh I like that idea too. I think that's also

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valid information what not to do?

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For sure.

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I think that would be a bigger selling point if

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you are like a marriage counselor and you're like, all

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I do is tell you what not to do.

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I agree.

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I look at it this way. You just because just

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because someone might be married or single, Just because someone

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might be single doesn't mean they can't have great marriage advice.

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I will give you an example. Trey has never been married. Trey,

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what is your best piece of marriage advice?

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Well, I mean you've, you know, told us that pegging

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is the centerpiece for your marriage, So right, Rebecca, I

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meant to that you is that is that part of yours?

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It's not, but I mean, who's who's to say it

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can be? We might be trying that this weekend. I

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don't know, let's find out.

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I can't wait to see your husband's face when you

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tell him please do it.

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My mind, he's gonna die.

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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Turnholme, Raj Sharma, and today's special guest inside the

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Treehouse is our friend Rebecca Black. Yeah, Trey, we were

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discussing thinks it was last night as a fun treehouse

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group chat that we did on a little live stream.

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How's your leg doing?

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Trey cautiously optimistic, at uh, it was.

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Not worse this morning, which was which is good? I

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mean I I got up in the middle of the night,

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I iced it and everything else, so I am able

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to move around with little pain. So I am hoping

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it is something that will heal itself and not require

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medical intervention.

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Rebecca were worried because Trey went to the gym and

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did a lunge and may have torn his quadriceps muscle.

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Do you really think it's that bad or is it

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just like a little old man sciatica situation happened?

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Oh Trey knows, Oh okay.

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That Rebecca Rebecca, Rebecca Rebecca. Let may ask you a question.

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How do you equate a quad and A and a

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in sciatica?

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Oh? Well, I mean they're on different sides.

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Of the not hamstring. That's my bad. I'm so sorry. Wrong.

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But the ball, the ball that that shot up in

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your thighs, it is it flattened out some or is it?

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Yeah, it's not the amp.

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Do you have pictures? Yeah, I'm gross.

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Oh no, yeah, it's it is better.

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Uh, Like I said, I've kept it from an iced

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and so I am I am, I said cautiously optimistic.

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Has Daisy, your chihuava, done anything to help make you

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feel better? Because I know you go out of your

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way to do wonderful things for her. So I'm wondering

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if you know, if it if it's a two way

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road there.

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You know, she hung out with me last night.

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We snuggled a little bit because you know, we're at

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the point in our relationship after fifteen years where we

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snug a little bit. Then normally she just goes to

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her side of the.

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Bed and basically tells me to piss off.

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So uh so ever, like every woman.

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Yeah, maybe we should get marriage advice from Drey just

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to see you know, it's like, you know, between him

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and Daisy, I might still be applicable for the.

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Rest of Yeah, but you don't want your marriage advice

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to be pop cup.

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That would.

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Let's hear it out rise, let's not immediately disqualified. I mean,

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I'm pretty sure most men would be super happy if

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their wives took them through the drive through a DECU

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and got them a blizzard.

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Yeah, little thing.

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Okay, I've never had a blizzard, so I don't know

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what it is I'm missing.

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Oh so much?

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Have you ever been to dairy Queen?

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M but you've never You've never partake in the I'm not.

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I'm not.

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It's so weird. How your Texan? But you're not. Yeah,

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I'm not a big Like what hospital were you born

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at Stephenville County Hospital and you grew up in Mesquite?

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I did You've been to a dairy queen multiple times?

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The chickens instead the steak finger basket today? Yeah, you've

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never had a blizzard. How do you have the steak

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finger basket and not wash it down with a yummy blizzard.

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Yeah. I'm not a.

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Big sweet ice cream guy, so.

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Perfect balance of that greasy, salty nastiness and then deliciousness.

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I hope you never worked for Queen. All the good

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stuff greasy nasty Yeah, probably.

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Good if you dip your finger in the blizzard.

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Who needs a spoon? Go to dairy Queen. Hey, do

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you want the spoon straw? Now you save it for

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the next game. I'm going knuckle. I'm going like knuckles.

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Deeps mmm mm hmmmm hmm.

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You you ain't texting until you finger the blizzard.

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He's trade. That's rage. There is Rebecca Black inside the

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treehouse today. Does anyone have a housekeeper slash cleaner that

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comes currently?

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Not anymore? I'm poor.

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Yeah, I hear you ever have one growing up?

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I didn't have one growing up. We had one like, uh,

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maybe ten years ago, but she kept breaking stuff, so

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I was like, uh, it's costing us more.

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I remember one of my first I've never been to

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stand up comic, even though Raj's wanted me to for years,

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but I remember my very first premise that I came

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up with. Had I wanted to be a stand up comedian.

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I came up with it when I was like five

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six years old, not because it's I thought at the

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time it's a stand up premise, but because it's a

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hack stand up premise, and I came up with it

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on my own. When I was six, we had the

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housekeeper coming and my mom and dad were telling me,

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go clean your room, to which I responded, why am

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I cleaning my room if the housekeeper's coming. That is

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a joke you will hear at an open mic pretty

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much anytime anywhere in the United States from some new comic.

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But I also think everyone did it.

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Yeah, totally.

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Now, I had two stages of childhood. There was a

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time we had the housekeeper, and then I had the

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post divorce where it's like, no, no, I was the housekeeper.

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So I know both sides very well. But still the

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idea of cleaning before the housekeeper. Yeah or nay, Trey,

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what's the look on your face?

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I mean I thought I would have thought your premise

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at five and six would have been like, so nobody wants.

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Me, Trey.

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I was adopted at three months, not thirteen.

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Was that five or six?

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I mean yeah, five or six years old? I had

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a home with a with a loving family, and.

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Yeah, oh god, Roger, No, I just see like, you know,

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little poor year old Dan just staring out the back

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up the sliding door, like.

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I wonder where they are. Do they think of it?

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Like it's a musical in my head? Like do they

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think about me?

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Of course I wasn't were at an orphanage, so I

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don't know if they have housekeeping there.

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Rebecca, do you know the story about the Walmart? I

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do not Dan kill our friend in for the swap?

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All right? Fine, so.

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Walt, I'm very confused, right, I was.

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Not purchased at a Walmart. I was swapped at a Walmart. Swapped, yes,

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so they'll exchange anything.

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I was like, were they taking you back?

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There's no receipts. It was mostly like a store credit thing.

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No.

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So what happened was my my parents, my parents who

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adopted me. They'd been on the wait list for quite

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a while. This is in the state of Oklahoma, and

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it was a state adoption through the Health and Human Services,

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right and at that time, back in nineteen eighty, they

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wanted everyone to be matched up pretty well, just in

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case you didn't want to tell the kid that you

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weren't theirs. So we had the closed adoption and uh. Anyway,

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they were on the wait list and they got paired

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with me, matched with me based on certain biological factors

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or whatever. And so when my parents got the call

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and say we got you a baby, they drove to

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Oklahoma City to pick me up. And then they're driving

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back home to northern Oklahoma with the baby in the

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back seat, and they have a photo of me, and

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my dad is looking at the photo of me and

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comparing it to this kid in the car seat behind him,

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and he tells my mom, this is not our kid.

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So they turn around, go back to Health and Human

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Services in Oklahoma and get into a screaming fit because

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they're telling them this is not our kid and they're

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showing it. Their response was, well, you wanted a kid,

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you got a kid. And he's like, no, if that

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was a case, what had a kid years ago? We

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were supposed to have this kid right And to my

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mom's credit, as much as she cannot stand, may he

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rest in peace. My father she said, that's the angriest

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have ever seen your father, and he demanded that they

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get me. They wanted me, and they said, well, the

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other kid's already gone, is our he gone with his family.

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It's like, we'll call them back. So they get a

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hold of the other family. They had made it home

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with me. They agreed to meet at a Walmart in

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between where they lived and Oklahoma City, so somewhere to

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Walmart in southwestern Oklahoma. It was one couple that had

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me and my parents and they swapped babies.

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Wow.

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Yeah, I'm just glad that he was looking at the

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picture like on the way home and not like the

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graduation picture and be like.

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The hold on, super impressed with your dad. Because most

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biological parents don't recognize their kid from birth to that point.

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So the fact that your dad is like this is

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not the right one. I'm impressed.

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And I asked him, I said, how how could you

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tell a three month old kid? And he's like, because

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the other kid was like super micheline baby style, Okay,

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he was black. Stuff just didn't seem right there. Okay,

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what is it, Rebecca?

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What's gonna say? Do you know what happened to your

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other parents? What if they're like super rich and you

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could have been like a trust fund baby.

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They were going to southwestern Oklahoma. So nope, no, I

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went to the right part of the state for that.

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is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, he's Trey, that's Raj,

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and there's Rebecca. Yes, Trey. I would like to get

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back to the do you clean before the housekeeper shows up?

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Story?

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That's good because now, like you know how the trend

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on social media now is like abything, like you're like

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taking a something you would do, like if take this

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picture right here, but it would all be like little

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AI generated baby images of us.

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Oh yeah, okay, I haven't seen that. So I was

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afraid where you were going. I thought people were taking

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their babies putting them on the end of swiffers and

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moving them around the house.

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I just see like a four year old Dan, you know,

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on stage with a microphone.

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What's the deal with housekeepers?

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Why am I cleaning up before the housekeeper gets here?

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Yeah?

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My mom would make us clean.

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And then this is the thing I hated, Like we

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had a housekeeper, but when we were having like people

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come over for dinner. She was like, we got to

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hurry up and clean, and then we would do that

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to the best of our abilities. And the first thing

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she would say when they'd walk in, sorry, the house

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is such a mess.

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Yeah, we're just you.

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We just did that.

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So sorry, this house is such a mess, And I'm like,

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you didn't get if you guys would have walked in

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here thirty minutes ago, way worse.

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It's like a humble brag.

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Yeah. If I show up to somebody's house and they say,

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I'm so sorry the house is a mess. As they're

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starting to let me in, I'll stop, take a step

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back and stay on the front porch and say it's okay.

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I'll wait until you finish. I wouldn't want I wouldn't

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want you to be embarrassed. Yeah, they call them out.

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I know you're lying.

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Yeah, I know you're lying.

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Yeah, that's an adult move, Like I couldn't do that

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as a kid. I wouldn't be sitting in front of

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you today if I had done that to my mother.

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Just stand outside, guys, we'll finish up. You don't want

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to eat here right now, it's not sanitary.

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What percentage of people do you think clean before the

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house cleaner gets to the house.

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Oh my god, I would say at least like eighty

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five percent, maybe even higher.

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Pretty good, tray. What about you, sixty RAJ one dollar,

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that's not an option.

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I'm gonna go forty four percent.

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Okay, you know what, if we're doing it without going over, Raj,

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you would win. But if going over is okay and

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just getting closest, Trey would be the winner here because

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it's about half a new pole. A new poll found

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cleaning your home before your house cleaner gets there pretty interesting.

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Fifty three percent of Americans say that they clean before

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the house cleaner gets there.

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You have to you have to hide all the stuff

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that you don't want people to know about you.

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Duh, the nightstand drawer, all of that.

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No, I don't need people to know that there's mold

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in my shower like ninety five percent of the time

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until the maid comes.

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What I'll do?

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Uh?

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And I say this what I'll do. It's not like

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I really have much experience with this as an adult.

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Will maybe a couple of times a year have someone

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come in for like a deep clean, uh, in which

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case I'm not doing a whole lot of pre cleaning there,

483
00:25:38.559 --> 00:25:40.559
Like you're here to do some serious like move the

484
00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:43.640
furniture and get in places where I don't normally get

485
00:25:43.640 --> 00:25:47.119
all like that. But I'll set the stage for success

486
00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:50.799
for you, Like I'll start a load of laundry, but

487
00:25:50.839 --> 00:25:54.720
I'll leave it in the dryer for the individual to finish.

488
00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:59.240
Waite, Are you feel cool with them folding your underwear?

489
00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:02.720
Well, I just don't put that in. That's a separate

490
00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:03.880
that's a separate lood.

491
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:05.720
Okay, so we just.

492
00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:09.680
Yeah, no, but Raj, yes, it's not it's not evil.

493
00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:12.319
It's just I'm hiring you to do the thing or

494
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:15.359
things that I don't want to do, and that includes

495
00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:18.599
folding laundry. I hate folding laundry. One of these days

496
00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:21.160
when AI takes over, I'm fine with it as long

497
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:22.960
as I get a laundry folding robot.

498
00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:25.440
I'm just saying, like, you just leave it in the

499
00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:26.960
drug so it just wrinkles.

500
00:26:28.039 --> 00:26:30.240
No, it's got like the little fluff thing on the drug.

501
00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:32.480
Oh okay, you have one of the newer drug because

502
00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:34.119
I'm like, you're just gonna let it wrinkle like that,

503
00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:35.000
that's what you.

504
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:37.000
Can restart the dryer. I do it all the time.

505
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:39.720
You do twelve cycles on the dryer, the wrinkles will

506
00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:40.559
be fine.

507
00:26:40.359 --> 00:26:42.160
Exactly that. That's what that's what we did with the

508
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:43.920
older dryer. The newer dryer you can put it on

509
00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:45.680
the fluff thing and then it'll take care of it.

510
00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:48.279
But yeah, no, I want I want the house cleaner

511
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:49.759
to do that because I don't want to do that.

512
00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:52.039
I've already put the stuff in. Let let them fold it.

513
00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:54.559
And they say, and they say, white privilege isn't real.

514
00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:56.960
Yeah, like, I want the robot to do it. I

515
00:26:56.960 --> 00:26:58.559
don't want a real person doing it.

516
00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:01.200
Even I'm sitting here going I'm appalled by the whiteness

517
00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:02.000
of this conversation.

518
00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:06.799
Yes that's a white I saw face, and I'm like,

519
00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:10.440
he's on the same page, like for all of us

520
00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:11.519
weren't black T shirts.

521
00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:13.519
It's the whitest conversation we've ever had.

522
00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:17.680
No, I don't understand the whiteness of that. It's like

523
00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:20.119
I don't want to do something and I'm hiring someone

524
00:27:20.119 --> 00:27:23.359
else to do it that I like. I like, how

525
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:23.839
hold on?

526
00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:26.400
How is his thought process any different? If you're like,

527
00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:28.440
your car is messed up, you want to take it

528
00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:30.359
to a mechanic because you don't want to do it yourself.

529
00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.160
Like you don't want to change the oil yourself? How

530
00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:32.799
is that anything?

531
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:35.279
That's no, it's because you don't know how.

532
00:27:35.880 --> 00:27:38.799
Yeah, I don't know how to learn, but I don't

533
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.920
want to. I don't have the time. Why like that?

534
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:43.920
I could change my oil oil if I wanted to.

535
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.759
Tray YouTube teaches everything that's right?

536
00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:51.359
Okay, I like to iron my hundreds.

537
00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:56.359
Mmm, my wife does all the checking of the oil.

538
00:27:56.440 --> 00:27:58.039
Doesn't mean that I can't change it?

539
00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:07.319
Does she give you your gray Poopon two, you're in

540
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the Treehouse.

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Listen online dot com.

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553
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that's Raj, and there is Rebecca inside the Treehouse Show today. Raj,

554
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what is what did you say? What is it you

555
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:07.839
love about housework?

556
00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:11.720
I like I like to like. I like folding clothes.

557
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:14.440
It's very peaceful, it's very zen. I like to iron.

558
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:17.400
I like the vacuum. I don't do dishes.

559
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:18.920
The texture gets weird.

560
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:22.480
And I get I'm not I'm not doing that. But yeah,

561
00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.240
I like to dust like that's very peaceful. Like I

562
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:28.359
can throw some music on and can you go over.

563
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:31.599
Now?

564
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:35.319
I'm the housekeeper. Really, Rebecca, you picked the brown guy

565
00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:35.759
on the show.

566
00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:39.000
I was wanting you to do it for free.

567
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:40.920
No, you said you love it.

568
00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:41.599
I do.

569
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:42.599
I have.

570
00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:44.599
I've ironed many times.

571
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.160
We go we go on tour and there'd be other

572
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:48.759
comics and I'm like, how are you walking out on

573
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:50.240
stage with that shirt again?

574
00:29:50.359 --> 00:29:51.640
How are you not married?

575
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:52.839
I was.

576
00:29:54.359 --> 00:29:56.359
Like, how did that not last? Because if I had

577
00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:58.960
a man like you, I would do whatever it was

578
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:01.839
within my power to keep you cleaning for me, because

579
00:30:01.880 --> 00:30:03.599
that's the siest thing a man can do.

580
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:06.720
I I and I did while I was married. I

581
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:09.039
did the ironing, I did the laundry. I did the folding,

582
00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:10.400
I did all of that stuff like that.

583
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:10.759
It was.

584
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:14.960
No, no, it was it was it was it was me.

585
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:16.400
I woke up one morning and I just looked at

586
00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:18.039
her and I said, are you happy because I'm not,

587
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:20.240
and we just kind of hugged it out.

588
00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:20.720
It was great.

589
00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:23.359
I still didn't those clothes.

590
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:25.240
No, I loved it. That was fun.

591
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:26.079
It's funny.

592
00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:28.640
I was just having this conversation with one of my bartenders,

593
00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:31.960
like he was in the military, and it was like,

594
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.240
I don't own I used to have an iron aboard.

595
00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:35.279
I don't.

596
00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:38.599
I've got a little steamer in nmc uh.

597
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:45.039
Uh, I just I don't have I mean, I guess

598
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:47.359
you take you know, and I guess technology with with

599
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:50.200
materials they just don't wrinkle like as bad as they

600
00:30:50.319 --> 00:30:50.519
used to.

601
00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.960
But uh, yeah, I have an iron.

602
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:56.680
In a decade, I'm major feeling like I'm the dude

603
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.200
of this group. Today it might be only I what

604
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:05.039
a washcloth, Oh my god, shut the door and turn again.

605
00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:05.400
Yeah.

606
00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:08.839
Absolutely, anything to get the wrinkles out there, anything, anything

607
00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:12.160
I can do that does not involve me holding an iron,

608
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:13.920
I will absolutely do it.

609
00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:16.680
Get your stuff out of the dryer, on time and

610
00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:17.079
it won't.

611
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:18.799
That's exactly Tray.

612
00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:19.519
I can't.

613
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:22.200
That's that's part of it. That's the part of it. Look,

614
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:23.759
sometimes life gets in the way and you have to

615
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:26.759
go change the oil before before the launder is done.

616
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:29.119
So you so, like Rebecca said, there are hacks you

617
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:31.720
can do to what Yeah, it's called throw it in.

618
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:34.440
It's called like put your shirts together and do that

619
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:37.279
in one load, and then you know when they're in there,

620
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:39.279
you take them out of the dryer on time, put

621
00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:39.880
them on a hangar.

622
00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:40.559
They don't wrinkle.

623
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:42.400
Yeah, I do.

624
00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:45.599
However, on occasion something gets in the way and they

625
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:46.519
sit in there for a while.

626
00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:48.920
There are tricks there, there are things you can do.

627
00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:51.079
I did say I would never get married again. But

628
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:54.319
Tray's looking really good right now.

629
00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:57.599
Cute that reality show.

630
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.440
You guys be a great Yeah.

631
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:01.160
Who would kill who first?

632
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:03.359
Trade times is the charm?

633
00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:06.400
Yeah, No, Trey would kill first.

634
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:08.680
I think Trey would kill him too.

635
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:11.599
Yes, yeah, but I mean, and you guys are putting

636
00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:13.599
like wedding a rag and putting that in there, there's

637
00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:16.839
a possibility for lint. So to avoid that, ice cubes.

638
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:18.759
Just take two ice cubes and throw them in there.

639
00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:21.119
Yeah, I can do that too.

640
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:24.880
There's also non you woint your clothes to uh dry

641
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.000
a little bit faster and you're out of dryer sheets,

642
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:29.160
paper bag.

643
00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:38.359
Or yes, foiloil in a dryer oil, I swear or

644
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:46.519
tennis balls? Is that from the first one behind you.

645
00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:48.680
Dan, Let me ask you who does more laundry? You

646
00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:49.160
were Tara.

647
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:54.039
I feeling Tara might have a point of order in

648
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:58.319
this conversation of of you.

649
00:32:56.880 --> 00:33:00.000
How you're telling me you do the same amount of laundry.

650
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.279
He's calling you out, bro, I would say, she probably does.

651
00:33:05.920 --> 00:33:10.200
She she does slightly more than I do because she

652
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:13.480
she's quicker to jump on it than I am.

653
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:16.839
So she does it more frequently. M okay, So she

654
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:18.240
still has more. She just does it.

655
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:21.839
Actually, if one of us has more laundry, it's probably me.

656
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:25.799
Really, she can do your laundry. I think it's the

657
00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:28.079
question that we're that ultimately they're trying to do it

658
00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:28.599
all together.

659
00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:31.799
There have been a couple of interesting altercations though, where

660
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:35.599
it's been bandied about about doing our own laundry separately.

661
00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:38.880
When you mix up your thongs.

662
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:43.279
I take it back. There is one piece of a

663
00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:45.000
marriage advice that I would offer people.

664
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You're in the tree.

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673
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Daniel Malley along with Trey Trendholm at Raj Sharma and

674
00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:40.880
today's special guest from The Haunted a F Podcast, Rebecca Black.

675
00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:49.559
Interesting discussions today about domestic issues, relationships, marriage advice, cleaning

676
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.840
not cleaning, ironing not ironing, and how to avoid ironing.

677
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:58.960
One man was so fed up that he just dropped

678
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:03.639
everything into say to go sail around the world. Now

679
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:05.280
he had a really good reason, and he didn't do

680
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:09.079
it alone. In fact, a man from Oregon, his name

681
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:13.039
is Oliver Widger. He quit his job so he could

682
00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:18.280
sail around the world with his cat goals. This was

683
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:21.559
not you know at This was not the result of

684
00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:24.960
a bad breakup. It was actually much much worse. He

685
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:28.800
was diagnosed with a rare bone disorder, so he decided

686
00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:30.360
he was going to cash in as four O one

687
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.840
K and sail around the world with his cat. And

688
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:36.840
of course, like a lot of people do these days,

689
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:39.800
when you do something interesting and against the grain, he

690
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:42.199
documents all of it on social media. And because he's

691
00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:46.119
garnered such a big following he and his cat, that

692
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:52.239
means there's sponsorship opportunities there. So on his boat recently,

693
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.559
someone decided to drop off a care package for him,

694
00:35:54.559 --> 00:36:00.280
and here he is describing what happened at his boat.

695
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:01.599
A plane following me.

696
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:04.639
You got a door open, they dropped something.

697
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:10.039
So it turns out that drop was from Elf Cosmetics, so.

698
00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:12.119
They're the ones who sent me the pre goals. I

699
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:13.920
didn't really know it was actually from Elf.

700
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:17.639
They dropped off all this stuff, some cosmetics, face scream

701
00:36:18.679 --> 00:36:20.679
and sunscreen.

702
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:22.639
So I am pretty burnt.

703
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:25.920
So I appreciate that you guys, I.

704
00:36:26.320 --> 00:36:29.920
Can appreciate the attempt, but I'm not buying it. This

705
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:34.760
was absolutely pre planned, because that's how because otherwise how

706
00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:36.840
would they know where he was to drop off the

707
00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:37.719
care package.

708
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:43.519
Also because he even had his own Instagram account on

709
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:44.679
his location.

710
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:47.199
Of course, But no, all of this is fake. All

711
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:49.800
of social media stuff is fake. Any type of advertisement

712
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:51.960
is fake. I don't buy any of it these days.

713
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:52.280
Yeah.

714
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.280
And besides, if you're a company and you want, yeah,

715
00:36:55.400 --> 00:37:00.199
genuine kindness towards this man, what you do is you

716
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:02.639
find his location and you drop off a cure for

717
00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:05.320
his bone disorder, not sunscreen.

718
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:10.920
Yeah, I would send calcium.

719
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:11.119
Or maybe drop off some of the antics or something

720
00:37:11.119 --> 00:37:11.760
for the cat.

721
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:12.880
Just.

722
00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:22.119
Luck bunny, some vitamin D, all the supplements he could

723
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:23.000
possibly handle.

724
00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:26.679
Throw something out of a plane for the guy with

725
00:37:26.840 --> 00:37:28.000
bone disease to catch.

726
00:37:31.360 --> 00:37:33.719
So he's got bone disease, but his skin is full

727
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:34.679
lawless guys.

728
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:35.480
That's right.

729
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:40.480
Yeah, there's there's no structure to it. It's mostly just floppy,

730
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:46.079
but it's so shiny and hydrated. At least at least

731
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:48.519
the cosmetics company threw in some pringles though, so at

732
00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:50.320
least you know there's a little something.

733
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:56.079
Even then that's kind of a bonus.

734
00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:58.519
Are awesome, by the way, but that like, you're also

735
00:37:58.599 --> 00:37:59.239
like dying.

736
00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:03.119
So he's not dying. He's fine. He cashed in his

737
00:38:03.159 --> 00:38:05.440
four O one. He's not a drift on a on

738
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:07.760
a raft in the middle of the Pacific or something

739
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:10.000
like that. He's hanging out with his cat, living off

740
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:13.920
his four oh one K sure, but.

741
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:18.280
Is the bone disease not deadly? And I'm confused that.

742
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:18.760
I don't know.

743
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:20.559
I don't know if it's deadly. I don't think it

744
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:26.119
is because he seems fine. He's just decided he's he

745
00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:29.159
just wants to live life in the moment as opposed

746
00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:32.440
to putting things off. And and for the record, pringles

747
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:34.519
are a great thing to drop down for this guy,

748
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.039
because not only is it a snack for him, but

749
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:38.119
it's a toy for the cat.

750
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:39.800
Yeah.

751
00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:42.400
And you'll also know if the bone the bone disease

752
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:44.719
is deadly in a couple of weeks if you find

753
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:52.320
the cat being the skipper, Uh.

754
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:51.360
That's one will know.

755
00:38:56.039 --> 00:39:00.559
No matter what, dude's not going to be alone. I'm

756
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:05.920
surprised women weren't parachuting onto the boat and his following.

757
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:10.599
You know, if he was looking for companionship, the man

758
00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.960
will be doing just fine. Yeah, his cat will not

759
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:15.760
be alone.

760
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:18.079
It also won't be the only cat on board.

761
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.039
How bad of a partner do you have to be?

762
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:24.320
It's like I'm leaving for who the guy with bone

763
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:25.159
cancer and a cat.

764
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.280
I'm gonna swipe right and then you travel to a

765
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:36.920
new hemisphere for this man. Thank you Elf Cosmetics for

766
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:40.920
dropping off pringos, some sunscreen, and about fifteen crazy women

767
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:49.639
and seven or eight interesting fellas. For all things Treehouse,

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00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:52.280
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also follow,

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00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:55.199
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