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Dan's BBP | Tuesday June 03, 2025
June 3, 2025

Dan's BBP | Tuesday June 03, 2025

We start off today with the old man conversation about how we can't believe it's already June. Then, we discuss the controversial new filter Tinder has installed and then Dan tells us about his BBP. We then listen to a clip...

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Rim Shot | Monday June 2, 2025
June 2, 2025

Rim Shot | Monday June 2, 2025

We start off today learning that you too can buy Sydney Sweeney's bath water, then we congratulate Raj on the Scripps Spelling Bee, and play an oldie but goodie from years ago. Then, we learn about a woman who claims she got...

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Sweet Dreams, Bro | Friday May 30, 2025
May 29, 2025

Sweet Dreams, Bro | Friday May 30, 2025

Today, the guys talk about how much they care about each other. Sort of. Throw in a beatboxing nun, livingroom concerts, crosswalks instead of d*cks, and how lonely men REALLY are, and you get a whole passel of stupid. PLUS: ...

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Fingering a Blizzard | Thursday May 29, 2025
May 28, 2025

Fingering a Blizzard | Thursday May 29, 2025

What's the stupid de jour? We got marriage advice, a baby swap, laundry tips, and maybe a possibly real care package. Enjoy. LINKS: Flight attendant had passengers write us marriage advice en route to our wedding — and we wil...

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That's Not A Toy | Wednesday May 28, 2025
May 28, 2025

That's Not A Toy | Wednesday May 28, 2025

We start off talking about a body part you need to wash more. And then we start talking about movie and TV show reboots and the wheels come off. Trey asks Dan to pitch a movie that you can't really belive they made in the f...

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Diddy's Different Strokes | Tuesday May 27, 2025
May 26, 2025

Diddy's Different Strokes | Tuesday May 27, 2025

Applesauce on a cheesburger, unwrapped presents and Molotov cocktails, Mesopotamian bocce balls on Pangea... Stupid enough for you? PLUS: Birthdays and a Talkback to a Talkback! LINKS: Sean 'Diddy' Combs' sex trafficking tria...

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Just The "Marriage" Tip from Dan | Monday May 26, 2025
May 26, 2025

Just The "Marriage" Tip from Dan | Monday May 26, 2025

Happy Memorial Day everyone! We start off learning about a guy on meth who tried to jump off a bridge, we discuss Memorial Day, talk about Dan's wedding and his tips for a successful marriage, bugs and flame throwers, and an...

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The Texas Ball Peen Hammer | Friday May 23, 2025
May 22, 2025

The Texas Ball Peen Hammer | Friday May 23, 2025

Cheese as au jus, daycare at the Cadillac Ranch, sandstorms at Disney, Wheel of Fortune in the '80s, naked karaoke, crazed attorney screaming in the streets dressed only in his shoes and underwear... We serve only the finest ...

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Space Herpes! | Thursday May 22, 2025
May 21, 2025

Space Herpes! | Thursday May 22, 2025

Oh the stupid we have today... How to fortify prisons in Louisiana, 'Ice Pirates' on Betamax, Dan's imaginary friend, profound advice from Cookie Monster, hot dogs galore, and have you ever sneezed while peeing? LINKS: Polyma...

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Nobody Likes One | Wednesday May 21, 2025
May 21, 2025

Nobody Likes One | Wednesday May 21, 2025

We start off today's show with a potentially life changing discovery: You can buy a flame thrower on Amazon. Then we discuss being spied on by your significant other, what nobody likes, why Sophia Vergara is one and why she...

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Would've Been A Different Movie | Tuesday May 20, 2025
May 20, 2025

Would've Been A Different Movie | Tuesday May 20, 2025

We start off today by pondering what is making various modes of transportation lose power, and then somehow we mentioned Gary Busey and it all went downhill from there, but we did figure out that if Gary Busey had played Andy...

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Red Pill Raj| Monday May 19, 2025
May 19, 2025

Red Pill Raj| Monday May 19, 2025

We start off today talking about the new diet craze sweeping the country, the dog food diet. Then we learn about the 2025 version of Goldilock's, a massage parlor that got shut down and what should have been the red flags tha...

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Happy Execution | Friday May 16, 2025
May 15, 2025

Happy Execution | Friday May 16, 2025

Nutella has a new flavor! Twenty-somethings don't want to be boss! Teens need newer cars! Alligators older than Carl Weathers! Aquaman's dad banged a fish lady? What kind of world do we live in?!?! Oh wait, that's right... St...

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Finger F**king My Eye | Thursday May 15, 2025
May 14, 2025

Finger F**king My Eye | Thursday May 15, 2025

Trey got contacts! The Pope is a #1 trading card! Troy Aikman thinks the Cowboys could go all the way! An epic obituary! So much stupid, so little time... LINKS: Pope Leo XIV's New Trading Card Is The Best Non-Sports Topps No...

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Gash and Dash | Wednesday May 14, 2025
May 14, 2025

Gash and Dash | Wednesday May 14, 2025

On today's episode, Trey returns from his Noah's World adventure, we learn about a lesbian couple who got in a fight and cheese ended up in places it shouldn't be, Tom Cruise is coming to North Texas to promote the final MI m...

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Hooked on a Feeling | Tuesday May 13, 2025
May 12, 2025

Hooked on a Feeling | Tuesday May 13, 2025

I'm high on believing... Dan's first trip to the dentist, some VERY improper parking, co-workers as Star Wars characters, and celebrity birthdays!! PLUS: Treehouse Talkback Tuesday! LINKS: CT pair arrested for prostitution tr...

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Bro Pope | Monday May 12, 2025
May 11, 2025

Bro Pope | Monday May 12, 2025

What kind of stupid do we have today? Cops got an entire town high, Raj's weed is high, how NOT to pay off your drug dealer, what's the new pope like, and a house of horrors! LINKS: Turkish Town Involutarily Gets High After P...

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We Should All be Dead | Friday May 9, 2025
May 8, 2025

We Should All be Dead | Friday May 9, 2025

Today we hear about one of Trey's vivid childhood memories, we talk facial hair (and lack thereof), waterpark stories, song covers, and Gwyneth Paltrow wants us to give WHAT to our mothers?!?! LINKS:...

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Raccoon with a Meth Pipe | Thursday May 8, 2025
May 7, 2025

Raccoon with a Meth Pipe | Thursday May 8, 2025

The title of this episode should tell you how much stupid is gonna be in here today. Also, how travel is changing, the best obituary ever, the Golden Girls, and kids are f*cking expensive. PLUS: Birthdays!! LINKS:...

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K Sure | Wednesday May 07, 2025
May 7, 2025

K Sure | Wednesday May 07, 2025

What's the worst text you can send/receive? We find a survey that tells us and Trey gets to relive a moment where he sent a 1 word text. Next, we learn about a guy who has let himself be bitten by deadly snakes more than 200 times, a terrifying...

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It's The New Planking | Tuesday May 06, 2025
May 6, 2025

It's The New Planking | Tuesday May 06, 2025

We start off today's show by learning about a guy in the UK who really loves firemen and would do anything to see them in action, then we discuss delivery drivers and what constitutes lazy, how naked on a plane is the new planking, a drug 100 times...

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Little (Clean) Deuce Coupe | Monday May 05, 2025
May 5, 2025

Little (Clean) Deuce Coupe | Monday May 05, 2025

On today's show, we learn about a woman who road raged in the most unique way, we're getting closer to having a Star Wars toy, a crazy hot cop, another example of how the robots are taking over, and the 1982 classic Zapped.  But first, Birthdays!The...

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A Friday SHOCKER! | Friday May 2, 2025
May 1, 2025

A Friday SHOCKER! | Friday May 2, 2025

What would Friday be without a big 'ol handful of stupid? We talk about a man getting the shock of a lifetime, our trauma bond over a certain person in our lives, a real life hot-stepmom-nurse being really bad, and an idiot versus nature.LINKS:...

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Foster the Treehouse Show | Thursday May 1, 2025
April 30, 2025

Foster the Treehouse Show | Thursday May 1, 2025

This episode is all about Mount Everest, the Reginald Veljohnson theory, how to make a Die Hard sequel today, what makes an alcoholic, and our guest Justin Foster!LINKS:...

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