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Dec. 12, 2025

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We have some unique stories this week. Starting off with the asshat CEO of LiveNation/Ticketmaster saying concerts are cheap, a guy wrecks a car and throws babies, murderer has murder tools delivered, and guy steals manhole c...

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Dec. 11, 2025

Equal Indifference | Thursday December 11, 2025

On today's show, we find out why Bonnie Blue is finding out not everyone wants to hop on her bang bus, Fort Worth finds out the demand for prostitution is huge, is it better for a couple to love the same things or hate the sa...

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Dec. 10, 2025

Is Dallas Really THAT Sinful? | Wednesday December 10, 2025

Today, we discuss what could make Dallas such a sinful city, how some guy made his local cops' jobs really easy, a decent 10 Best Christmas movies of all time list, and a hospital worker in Mesquite who really wasn't concerne...

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Dec. 9, 2025

A Meth Bank? | Tuesday December 09, 2025

On today's show, we learn about a man who forgot what he needed to deposit, the messy love triangle between Netflix/Warner/Paramount, and a woman who needs to learn how to arson better. LINKS: Woman arrested for stabbing fire...

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Dec. 5, 2025

A Treehouse Extra (Our YouTube Exclusive Show Episode 1)-Scarred For …

In the premier episode of our new YouTube exclusive show, we do what we do best, STUPID! We talk about a Florida woman who drives the wrong way down the highway, a woman who uses her boyfriend's head as a target....for axe th...

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Dec. 4, 2025

Here For A Good Time, Not A Long One | Thursday December 4, 2025

On today's show, granny still knows how to eat it, where to not follow your dreams, a raccoon who can't handle his booze, drunk monkey island, and a biker influencer has a really bad day. LINKS: octogenarian wins 'best techni...

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Dec. 3, 2025

McConaughey's Wet Dreams | Wednesday December 03, 2025

On today's show, we talk about what it's like to be poor in Dallas, the weird stuff a pregnant woman eats and our idea for next year's State Fair food, and why we know about McConaughey's wet dreams. LINKS: You need to make t...

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Dec. 2, 2025

The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025

On today's episode, we discuss the big food conspiracy that wants you to throw away leftovers, should a 95 year old man be driving a bus, what exactly is a "Grandma Stand", and why does Paul Anka know so much about Frank's fr...

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Nov. 28, 2025

You're Not Batman, You're Divorced | Friday November 28, 2025

It's a special Black Friday edition of The Treehouse and we've got a good one for you. We start off with an elitist and racist Campbell's Soup Exec, what you should (or should not) wear on an airplane, the "I'm not drunk it'...

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Nov. 26, 2025

The Apple Dildo Gang | Wednesday November 26, 2025

On today's show, we start off talking about a group of women who pulled off quite the heist, a subway rider in NYC who got gutted, and a passenger in Dallas who put on quite the show on I-30. LINKS: Wanted: Adult toy store al...

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Nov. 25, 2025

A Golden Turd? | Tuesday November 25, 2025

On today's show, we discuss the ShamWow guy running for congress in Texas, DOGE is done, and the most expensive turd in history. LINKS: 'ShamWow' guy running for Congress in Texas as a Republican Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exis...

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Nov. 20, 2025

A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025

We start off the show discussing Buc-ees suing a company because their logo is too similar yet it's not even the same animal. Then we discuss a Florida Threesome gone wrong, the new roller coaster at Six Flags, and Trey's gi...

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Nov. 19, 2025

Ever Been To A Flea Market? | Wednesday November 19, 2025

We start off today with clips from a Jonathan Frakes show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction" that have been slowed down and make him sound drunk. Then, we look at a survey that asked an interresting question and all three of u...

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Nov. 18, 2025

Not Too Deep, Just The Tip Of Nicodemus | Tuesday November 18, 2025

We start off talking about who would spend a night in a cave with 111,000 spiders for one billion dollars, which leads us to find that rats bother Trey deeply. Then we discuss whether Trey's mom will ever meet his new girlfr...

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Nov. 13, 2025

Bring On The Wilburs | Thursday November 13, 2025

We start off today learning about a Florida man named Pancake. Need I say more? Then we talk about a woman who is naming her daughter after a brand of boots and other interesting names Americans seem to come up with for the...

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Nov. 12, 2025

When Life Imitates Spaceballs | Wednesday November 12, 2025

The Earth is running out of oxygen and Elon Musk is going to be a trillionaire, so we're slowly turning into Spaceballs. Oh, and some porn stars are fighting about sleeping with young guys. LINKS: Earth is running out of oxy...

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Nov. 11, 2025

Stranger Than Stranger Things | Tuesday November 11, 2025

We start off today talking about the controversy on the Stranger Things set between Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbour and whether it's a big deal or blown out of proportion. Then we listen to the wonderful sounds of Miss ...

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Nov. 6, 2025

Kim Kardashian Artificially Intelligent | Thursday November 6, 2025

On today's show, we talk about some friction on the set of the final season of Stranger Things, why Kim Kardashian has failed some tests, and why running marathons is bad for you. LINKS: Millie Bobby Brown Filed Harassment Cl...

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Nov. 5, 2025

Reason #111552 Kim Kardashian Is a Moron | Wednesday November 5, 2025

We start off today learning about Kim Kardashian's views on the moon landing, then learn about the hottest topic on the internet: Chex Mix, and have another discussion of AITAH Airport edition. LINKS: Kim Kardashian Tries to ...

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Nov. 4, 2025

Hell Hath Frozen Over, Trey Has A Girlfriend | Tuesday November 4, 20…

We start off the show with a TikTok from a girl who created a "Men Diagram" without asking one simple question, "Could I be part of the problem?". Then the revelation that Trey officially has a girlfriend, and a Mississippi w...

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Oct. 30, 2025

Mississippi Burning (When It Pees) | Thursday October 30, 2025

We start off today talking about the infected macaques running around Mississippi, then we learn about Dry Begging and give you something new to have nightmares about. LINKS: https://www.fox4news.com/news/mississippi-monkey-c...

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Oct. 29, 2025

Anyone Can Give You Candy | Wednesday October 29, 2025

We start off today with the Kardashians and Kourtney's new VagPops. Because if there's a family that knows about using that, they're it. Next, we delve into the world of Reddit and the always entertaining AITAH, which asks ...

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Oct. 28, 2025

The DVD Icon | Tuesday October 28, 2025

We start off today talking about the new Gen Z term "throning" which leads to Dan telling the guys about how he used to love watching the DVD icon to see if it landed in the corner. We then got into some Talkback Tuesday whi...

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Oct. 23, 2025

It's Always The Shoes | Thursday October 23, 2025

We have a big show today that includes Jesus bread, getting your penis pumped in the back of a 1990s Corolla, a Texas woman who has the worst manslaghter defense ever, and more of Gary Busey and Mr. Pumpkin Head. LINKS: 1,200...

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