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Feb. 3, 2025

Mom Is Always Right | Monday February 3, 2025

We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called The Love Rat that will catch a cheater, why the new project from the creators of Stranger Things kind...

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Jan. 31, 2025

We Are Sexy Bitches! | Friday January 31, 2025

Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, how to get the kids to eat their veggies, and the boys talk DC Superheroes! So much stupid in one...

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Jan. 30, 2025

What to Do When You're Oozing | Thursday January 30, 2025

Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome. LINKS:...

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Jan. 29, 2025

Bambi and The Macaques | Wednesday January 29, 2025

We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the...

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Jan. 28, 2025

The Irony Of Spraying Your Junk With Off | Tuesday January 28, 2025

We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping.  Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought down by the gram, a kid calls the police on his dad, watching Jaws in the ocean, what you call a male...

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Jan. 27, 2025

Make Pegging Great Again | Monday January 27, 2025

Can you spot the trend?  We've got a big show today.  We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang.  We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and...

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Jan. 24, 2025

Beggin' for A Peggin' | Friday January 24, 2025

Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRTHDAYS!! Plus: A great new t-shirt concept for the merch store... LINKS:...

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Jan. 23, 2025

Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025

We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want? LINKS:...

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Jan. 22, 2025

Is It Cheating If It's a Doctor? | January 22, 2025

We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ever recorded, how you can have clean farts and the sexy Dr who tells you about it, and the beef...

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Jan. 21, 2025

Landwoman | Tuesday January 21, 2025

We kick off today's show discussing the Texas woman who got 2.8 million because she got burned by really hot BBQ sauce, then we discuss the inaguration a little bit, the TikTok ban, naming kids in a very odd way, and then a quick game of Versus.  ...

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Jan. 20, 2025

Nut and Go | Monday January 20 2025

We start off pondering what will happen with TikTok (we recorded before we knew) then we get into women making more money than men and the dynamics of it, theft deterrent systems in stores, a lady who gets her nose ring stuck in an odd place, and...

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Jan. 17, 2025

How to Screw Your Dragon | Friday January 17, 2025

Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, and a cop who wasn't watching the road... because he was watching porn! LINKS:...

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Jan. 16, 2025

The City of Brotherly C*nts | Thursday January 16, 2025

An Eagles fan gives us more proof that Philly sucks, our Top 5 Worst Moments in Philadelphia history, a gangster baseball team, and how to fix potholes. Also, Ricky Gets Caught: Longer and Uncut! LINKS:...

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Jan. 15, 2025

From Tinkerbell to Tweakerbell | Wednesday 01.15.25

We start off the show with an influencer that had 6 ribs removed so her waistline would be slimmer, then the depressing topic of dating, a bus driver that was just handing out kids, a guy proposes with a moose, and don't clap for Tinkerbell, she's not...

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Jan. 14, 2025

Florida Man Will F#@k Anything | Tuesday 01.12.25

We start off with the great news that Mike McCarthy isn't coming back to the Cowboys....but they still have Dak.  Then we discuss the amazing fire pilots in California, Dan's dry january, quitting smoking, and his new pegging problem.  Then, we learn...

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Jan. 13, 2025

Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie | Monday 01.13.25

Happy Monday everyone.  We start off today talking about a serial buttslapper terrorizing a community, then we discuss the horrible California fires and how news anchors need to look good even while covering a tragedy, the crime duo of Mr. Clean and...

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Jan. 10, 2025

Mouth Farts | Friday January 10, 2025

In this episode: the history of Smarties candies, Flu Bombs, a nugget of knowledge from a fart expert, and Jerry Jones makes us feel things. LINKS:...

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Jan. 9, 2025

"Anything for You, Daddy" | Thursday January 9, 2025

Aaaah... New Year, new stupid. Today the guys talk about two DUIs gone wrong and tips for Dry January. Plus: WE WON!! Murder hornets have been eradicated from the US! LINKS:...

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Jan. 8, 2025

In The Ass Bob | Wednesday 01.08.25

We have a plethora of information today.  Did you know murder hornets have been wiped out in the US?  Have you heard of the Quademic?  Do you know which animals off humans the most or what a Kidult is? We also discuss the Preston Hollow house that got...

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Jan. 7, 2025

Get Off The Pot! | Tuesday 01.07.25

We start off talking about flu season and all the joy it brings, Walmart's Let it Snow sweaters, Golden Globes (yes, it's a day late, what did you expect?), how it's bad to stay on the toilet more than 10 min, and tips for people over 50.  But first,...

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Jan. 6, 2025

Moist January | Monday 01.06.25

Happy New Year everybody.  We're back and we're talking about Trey's sexy NYE, Dry January, the history of graham crackers, does pooping make you smarter, and moist January.   LINKS:...

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Jan. 3, 2025

Fantastical Friday Best Of | Friday January 3, 2025

Today we have a smorgasbord of stupid: Rabid beavers, Girl Scout mafia, and peacock for dinner! Plus, Dan's Haunted AirBnB, murder house, swan attack, and... other things... The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave...

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Jan. 2, 2025

The Poop Chute | Best Of The Treehouse January 2, 2025

Today's compilation consists of the Poop Chute, Swimming with Turds, ESPN the Ocho, WAPA Tries to Kill a Man, Naked Karate, and Trey Celebrates 8 Years of Sobriety with Scissor Cookies. The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio...

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Jan. 1, 2025

Most Excellent New Year's Best Of | Wednesday January 1, 2024

Handpicked stupid from the archives: The Hawk Tuah Girl meets Shaq, ex-girlfriend on the doorbell cam, a meth-fueled attack squirrel, Mount Everest is covered with litter, Isis vs 4th graders, and gay men vs. sorority girls! The Treehouse is a daily...

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