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As if The Titan Tragedy wasn't bad enough, an airport worker dies in grusome fashion. Also, propellers and horses want your head.

Drinking and driving laws are normal now, but they started on the rocks. We also reveal some under-the-radar sexy jobs.

The Titanic sank over 100 years ago, but it's still killing people. Along with Billy the Kid, we explore the latest oceanic nightmare that captivated the world.

President George W. Bush gave Everett Newton a legendary stink eye, and he, bravely, shares the story with us. Also...ALIENS!

One of our old radio producers drops by The Treehouse to brag about having a job and taking a vacation, but Trey knows how to deal with him. Also, you can't mail your children no matter how funny that sounds.

Our favorite animal rescue group Paws in the City is back in The Treehouse with dogs available for fostering or adoption. Plus, BIRTHDAYS!

Dan wimps out with a pepper. Aaron fulfills a dream, and Trey brings spaceballs to the party. What a show!

The Treehouse is going out for a LIVE Roadshow in July, and we want YOU to be there. Hopefully, Belt doesn't show up to ruin the party, but maybe Raj's lies will make Dan feel better.

Yes, Trey and Raj sound terrible in this episode, BUT they're also hysterical.

Life choices have consequences, and sometimes nostalgia is confusing.

Quick! What famous people do we know that hang around trailer parks in Oklahoma??!!

HONEY! WAKE UP! DAN HAS CHICKENS AGAIN! THE WORLD IS HEALING!

We thought he was raised better than that...

...and Dan didn't even offer him a drink. Shame.

Also, there's a goat poop segment!

We never said we were above shameless clickbait titles.

Let's hope he doesn't regret this!

Is it considered scabbing if you weren't all that entertaining to begin with?

Man, he's GOTTA stop sniffing all that glue.

I can use "literal" here because we don't actually know who Dan's parents are. If you'd like to complain about the use of literal, please send all your emails, postcards, and long-form correspondence to someone who cares.

He really is the show's top gift-giver.

What else is new?

All that, plus a Robo-doggie!