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April 8, 2025

Squirrelly McNutface | Tuesday April 08, 2025

We're joined today by the wonderful Tara Ward @tara995wolf from 99.5 The Wolf.  We start off talking about the old days when everyone had a chopper, then a youtube dipshit that goes to a forbidden island and litters, a naked man walks into a Family...

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April 7, 2025

Tone Bell | Monday April 07, 2025

We start off today talking about the amount of time guys spend in the bathroom and what they're hiding from and banning unhealthy foods.  Then, we bring on our old friend Tone Bell to talk about the upcoming 2nd season of Survival of The Thickest, who...

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April 3, 2025

Weiner in the Bush | Friday April 4, 2025

There's a lot going on in Texas this week: Cock fighting in Hunt County, senate bills in Austin, and and a dude with Meth nestled between his butt cheeks at the border. But in Australia... there was a weiner in the bush. LINKS:...

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April 3, 2025

Goodbye Val | Thursday April 3, 2025

Today we remember the greatness that was Val Kilmer. From Top Secret to Top Gun, we celebrate the real genius that gave us Iceman, Batman, Jim Morrison, and both Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. You're all our Huckleberry. LINKS:...

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April 2, 2025

Truck Nuts | Wednesday April 02, 2025

We open the show pondering a significant question:  Why is Idaho trying to ban truck nuts?  Is it that big of a problem?  Next, we'll read a very well written obituary, learn why a woman was running naked in DFW airport, a preacher who held his...

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April 1, 2025

Telephobia | Tuesday April 01, 2025

In this episode we'll discuss Gen Z and their telephobia, bad fashiion, but love of granpa sneakers.  Why fake eyelashes need to go (and their origin story), and we'll learn how a plumber gets revenge.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS:...

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March 31, 2025

Raiders Of The Lost Clown | Monday March 31, 2025

Today's show is really about two things: a clown in Florida and a CIA program that used psychics to find The Ark.  What more could you ask for?  LINKS:...

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March 27, 2025

Flamin' Hot Mug Shots | Friday March 28, 2025

How about we end this week with some hot and stupid: Lily Stewart! Those eyes are crazy though. (Even Trey was a little scared) and the Treehouse Top 5 greatest mug shots of all time! Plus a Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon and apparently...

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March 26, 2025

KniFes Out | Thursday March 27, 2025

Being constipated on an airplane couldn't get any worse... Oh wait, it can! Plus: RoboDan, the new Old Yeller, kids attempt to murder their mother with knifes and a brick, and Patrick Schwarzenegger's weiner! LINKS:...

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March 26, 2025

Antique Pope Show | Wednesday March 26, 2025

We start off today with a story about a guy who took a pettiness with an HOA to a whole new level, then we learn what's really important in a relationship, what robots are doing now, why you should wear socks to bed, and what the Pope is selling now. ...

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March 25, 2025

Cockroach Teets | Tuesday March 25, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest thing to be milked and I promise you'll throw up a little at the thought of drinking this creatures milk.  Next we learn about a visionary Russian's plan to combat population decline, why Stank is OK, Dan...

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March 24, 2025

For The Love of God Chipotle, Spellcheck! | Monday March 24, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest way banks and laziness will ruin your life.  Financing your meal delivery.  Next, Dan tortures all of us with Chicken and Bananas, we learn Florida man has issued a challenge to President Trump, Chipotle...

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March 20, 2025

Indian Givers | Friday March 21, 2025

Today we ask the age old question: What creature would you like to see go extinct? PLUS: Wrong Answers Only, moving blues, more sex equals more happiness, Kalynne Dunlay with Paws in the City stops by, and Raj's new organization gets a name. LINKS:...

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March 19, 2025

Pulling a Jablonski | Thursday March 20, 2025

We have Karaoke gunplay on the show today (Sounds like a great name for a punk band) and a bid to rename a steak. Also, Dan dreams of cigarettes... LINKS:...

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March 19, 2025

Basement Pants | Wednesday March 19, 2025

We start off today's show talking about hazing because of a story out of UCF where a fraternity used a car to haze pledges.  This leads Raj and Trey to talk about their experiences.  Next, we learn about smushing texts, talk about malls and basements,...

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March 18, 2025

A Peek Inside Dan's Twisted Mind | Tuesday March 18, 2025

There is a theme in today's show.  We start off with Dan telling us about a guy who got locked in a closet/storage unit.  Then, Dan tells us about a guy who marries himself, then he tells us that airlines are thinking about charging by the pound,...

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March 17, 2025

Competitive Masturbation and PEDs | Monday March 17, 2025

We start off the show with a Treehouse Exclusive!  We found the ATC conversation with the Air India flight that had to return to Chicago because of clogged toilets.  Next, we learn about some groundbreaking legislation against Furries, a kid who got a...

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March 13, 2025

What Happens in Kohl's | Friday March 14, 2025

We have a "Code Brown" ladies and gentlemen! I repeat: CODE BROWN!  LINKS:...

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March 12, 2025

We Love Chi-Chi's! | Thursday March 13, 2025

Dudes walking around naked on the highway - NOT in Florida? Dogs shooting people? Slurs on Rangers merch? What could be next? Wait... now you have to pay for ALL your bags on Southwest?!?! MADNESS!!! LINKS:...

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March 12, 2025

Once You Pop The Beatin Don't Stop | Wednesday March 12, 2025

We start off the show with a story about a PIO who got the chance of a lifetime, then a woman who beat a man with a pringles can, some listener voicemails, the worst Top 10 Baseball Movies list of all time, and how you can get a guy you can cry...

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March 11, 2025

Pickin A Winner | Tuesday March 11, 2025

We pick a good one to start the show off with, a man in China picked his nose really hard, then we learn about ChaChi the human cannonball, a woman who wanted to get off a plane really badly, how you can be a roadie for Gene Simmons, and we throw in...

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March 10, 2025

Daisy VS The Virgin | Monday March 10, 2025

We start off with the mind boggling topic of people who eat styrofoam peanuts.  Then, we have Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga join us.  She is the woman who has been in the news because she is a 34 year old virgin.  We talked to her about her choices...

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March 10, 2025

Bonus Segment With Lauren Harkins

We ran out of time on the regular podcast, so we're putting this out if you'd like a little more of our conversation with Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga

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March 6, 2025

Cute and Cuddly Terminators | Friday March 7, 2025

You want stupid science? Brain shrinking booze, non-Newtonian robots, and the first step to bringing back the wooly mammoth is... fluffy mice? Yup. Stupid. Plus: fashionable butt-cracks and ill focused vengeance. All in today's episode! LINKS:...

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