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How Dare You Say I Have A Big Penis | Thursday 01-08-26
Jan. 8, 2026

How Dare You Say I Have A Big Penis | Thursday 01-08-26

We start off with a story about a man suing his ex-wife for saying he has a very large penis. Then, we discuss the potential of a secret Stranger Things episode, and a new Treehouse Ratings System for movies, like Anaconda. ...

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Stranger McRib Things | Wednesday 01.07.26
Jan. 7, 2026

Stranger McRib Things | Wednesday 01.07.26

We start off talking about the new class action lawsuit against McDonalds regarding the meat in a McRib. And then we discuss the series finale of Stranger Things and Dan really tries to sell Raj on why he should watch it. W...

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How Do You Like Your Pasta? | Tuesday 01.06.26
Jan. 6, 2026

How Do You Like Your Pasta? | Tuesday 01.06.26

We start off today talking about the list of things people have stuck up their ass and go to the ER to have removed. Then we give you a glimpse into what old men do on NYE, and the devastating effects of GLP1 on vaginas. LINK...

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YouTube Ep 5 | Get Your Freak On Treehouse Style!
Jan. 2, 2026

YouTube Ep 5 | Get Your Freak On Treehouse Style!

Today we delve into the world of Adult AirBnBs and why they're so popular (GenX??) these days and why Dan knows so much about them. The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. Leave your worries outside and join Dan ...

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Our Favorite Things Part 2 | December 31, 2025
Dec. 31, 2025

Our Favorite Things Part 2 | December 31, 2025

Today's show includes some of Dan's favorite bits and segments from 2025: Whack-a-Pope, The Texas Ball Peen Hammer, and Roman Globetrotters. Listen and laugh, and we'll see you next year inside the Treehouse! The Treehouse Sh...

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Our Favorite Things Part 1 | December 30, 2025
Dec. 30, 2025

Our Favorite Things Part 1 | December 30, 2025

On today's show, you'll hear Trey's picks for some of the best segments of the year including Dick Tips, Carmen and Lupita, a guy who thought he was Batman, and a gender controversy in women's weightlifting. Happy New Year! ...

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YouTube Eps 4-Improve Your Dating Life With Advice From The Pros!
Dec. 26, 2025

YouTube Eps 4-Improve Your Dating Life With Advice From The Pros!

We're going to help you improve your dating life by seeing the mistakes other people have made via VHS Dating and learn taking some tips from these pros! The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. Leave your worries...

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Plumber Problems | Tuesday December 23, 2025
Dec. 23, 2025

Plumber Problems | Tuesday December 23, 2025

We start off today talking about a very odd Spainish traidion, then we discuss the miracle healing some passengers experience during a flight, then we get into the very odd plumber problems Dan is having. LINKS: Caga Tió: A C...

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YouTube Ep. 3-Laugh or Death on Everest
Dec. 19, 2025

YouTube Ep. 3-Laugh or Death on Everest

Is it a man falling off a mountain, a brand new mom winning at mortal combat, or what won't cause you to lose your job in Australia? The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. Leave your worries outside and join Dan...

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Don't Steal The Pussy | Thursday December 18, 2025
Dec. 18, 2025

Don't Steal The Pussy | Thursday December 18, 2025

We start off today with a story about an Amazon driver who allegedly stole a cat, old man talk about sinus rinsing, Denny's launching syrup shoes, and why it's ok to go to strip clubs in Oregon. LINKS: Lakewood woman claims d...

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Shake It Off Dan | Wednesday December 17, 2025
Dec. 17, 2025

Shake It Off Dan | Wednesday December 17, 2025

We start off today with a survey that lists the top 20 cities that give to OF, who's watching porn these days, why Trey is optimistic about his relationship, and Dan comes bursting out of the Swifty closet. LINKS: Houston, Da...

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Pong: The Spectator Sport | Tuesday December 16, 2025
Dec. 16, 2025

Pong: The Spectator Sport | Tuesday December 16, 2025

We start off today talking about the tragic murder of Rob and Michelle Reiner. We then move on to Bonnie Blue getting off of her charges, what Dallas women have in common with India's law enforcement, why Planes, Trains, an...

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YouTube Episode 2-Ticketmaster hasn't Ticketmastered the public enough says Millionaire CEO of Ticketmaster
Dec. 12, 2025

YouTube Episode 2-Ticketmaster hasn't Ticketmastered the public enoug…

We have some unique stories this week. Starting off with the asshat CEO of LiveNation/Ticketmaster saying concerts are cheap, a guy wrecks a car and throws babies, murderer has murder tools delivered, and guy steals manhole c...

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Equal Indifference | Thursday December 11, 2025
Dec. 11, 2025

Equal Indifference | Thursday December 11, 2025

On today's show, we find out why Bonnie Blue is finding out not everyone wants to hop on her bang bus, Fort Worth finds out the demand for prostitution is huge, is it better for a couple to love the same things or hate the sa...

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Is Dallas Really THAT Sinful? | Wednesday December 10, 2025
Dec. 10, 2025

Is Dallas Really THAT Sinful? | Wednesday December 10, 2025

Today, we discuss what could make Dallas such a sinful city, how some guy made his local cops' jobs really easy, a decent 10 Best Christmas movies of all time list, and a hospital worker in Mesquite who really wasn't concerne...

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A Meth Bank? | Tuesday December 09, 2025
Dec. 9, 2025

A Meth Bank? | Tuesday December 09, 2025

On today's show, we learn about a man who forgot what he needed to deposit, the messy love triangle between Netflix/Warner/Paramount, and a woman who needs to learn how to arson better. LINKS: Woman arrested for stabbing fire...

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A Treehouse Extra (Our YouTube Exclusive Show Episode 1)-Scarred For Life
Dec. 5, 2025

A Treehouse Extra (Our YouTube Exclusive Show Episode 1)-Scarred For …

In the premier episode of our new YouTube exclusive show, we do what we do best, STUPID! We talk about a Florida woman who drives the wrong way down the highway, a woman who uses her boyfriend's head as a target....for axe th...

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Here For A Good Time, Not A Long One | Thursday December 4, 2025
Dec. 4, 2025

Here For A Good Time, Not A Long One | Thursday December 4, 2025

On today's show, granny still knows how to eat it, where to not follow your dreams, a raccoon who can't handle his booze, drunk monkey island, and a biker influencer has a really bad day. LINKS: octogenarian wins 'best techni...

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McConaughey's Wet Dreams | Wednesday December 03, 2025
Dec. 3, 2025

McConaughey's Wet Dreams | Wednesday December 03, 2025

On today's show, we talk about what it's like to be poor in Dallas, the weird stuff a pregnant woman eats and our idea for next year's State Fair food, and why we know about McConaughey's wet dreams. LINKS: You need to make t...

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The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025
Dec. 2, 2025

The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025

On today's episode, we discuss the big food conspiracy that wants you to throw away leftovers, should a 95 year old man be driving a bus, what exactly is a "Grandma Stand", and why does Paul Anka know so much about Frank's fr...

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You're Not Batman, You're Divorced | Friday November 28, 2025
Nov. 28, 2025

You're Not Batman, You're Divorced | Friday November 28, 2025

It's a special Black Friday edition of The Treehouse and we've got a good one for you. We start off with an elitist and racist Campbell's Soup Exec, what you should (or should not) wear on an airplane, the "I'm not drunk it'...

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The Apple Dildo Gang | Wednesday November 26, 2025
Nov. 26, 2025

The Apple Dildo Gang | Wednesday November 26, 2025

On today's show, we start off talking about a group of women who pulled off quite the heist, a subway rider in NYC who got gutted, and a passenger in Dallas who put on quite the show on I-30. LINKS: Wanted: Adult toy store al...

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A Golden Turd? | Tuesday November 25, 2025
Nov. 25, 2025

A Golden Turd? | Tuesday November 25, 2025

On today's show, we discuss the ShamWow guy running for congress in Texas, DOGE is done, and the most expensive turd in history. LINKS: 'ShamWow' guy running for Congress in Texas as a Republican Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exis...

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A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025
Nov. 20, 2025

A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025

We start off the show discussing Buc-ees suing a company because their logo is too similar yet it's not even the same animal. Then we discuss a Florida Threesome gone wrong, the new roller coaster at Six Flags, and Trey's gi...

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