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What do Mavs ticket prices, illicit footjobs, tapeworms, and gorilla farts have in common? Absolutely nothing... except they're all in this episode. LINKS: https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/gorilla-flatulence...

We start off the show with this scary thought:  Has Florida become self-aware?  Because they now have The Florida Man games.  Then we learn about a girl suing her school because she graduated but can't read or write, tooth in eye surgery, a woman who...

We start off the show with this PSA: Don't call it a comeback, Dysentery is making news again.  Then Dan depresses us with a list of the worst foods you can eat (all the good stuff), then we discuss the declining health of Pope Francis and that leads...

We start off today's show talking about an 18 year old girl who is mad at her boyfriend and spray paints his car, but it wasn't his car, and of course this is in Florida.  Next, we have a listner point out that the fine law firm of Jim Adler runs...

Today the boys talk about when flirting becomes cheating and big fun on the airlines. Plus, with a name like hers, it's got to be a happy ending! Join us, won't you? LINKS: https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446...

We got a brawl at the sex mansion, we got a serial public urinator, we got a kidnapper that's bad at what he does, and we got sweet, sweet, glaring hate. What more could you ask for? LINKS:...

We start off today learning about a guy who got DUIs in the same spot, at the same time, by the same officers, on back to back nights.  Then we learn about the latest trends in baby names, learn about sticky eyes, a Florida woman trying to adopt a kid...

Did you know people brushed their teeth on the toilet?  We didn't and, quite frankly, it disturbed us.  Then we wonder why they don't have something like a car wash for our bodies.  Next, we look back at an early 90s Sizzler commercial and wonder what...

We start off today talking about a woman who has a fear of ketchup so bad she equates it to a gun, then we talk about puffy lips and fake eyelashes, Lily Phillips isn't pregnant, a woman who kills her husband over breakfast, and Oprah's plump beaver. ...

What do you call a plump beaver? How did the Hooters waitress avoid jail time? Would you pre-suck your candy before using it for revenge? Get the answers to none of these questions and more, today in the Treehouse! LINKS:...

We start off talking about BBQ python videos from Florida, then we discuss the Delta plane crash in Canada and listen to some audio from one of the passengers.  We then talk about Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue hinting that they're pregnant after each...

We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about what's going on at CERN from Dr. Astrid Stuckleberger, and that leads us into a rabbit hole of...

We start off today with video of Trey's future wife going HAM on a truck and then here her perfectly logical explination why.  Next, we find out why Selena Gomez had a bathtub of queso, learn that Goonies 2 is really happening and what role Corey...

We start off today with the life lessons of things not to do high on meth, then we discuss croc sport mode, bombs on a playground, Naked, leglless, and Afraid, and a game of Versus.  But first, Birthdays! The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy...

Get ready for a stabby bride to be, the price of love, calling out of work horny, and what not to do early in a relationship. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! LINKS:...

Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mowing down mailboxes, another guy illegally hunting from a port-a-potty, audio of the Titan submersible...

We start off talking about why OnlyFans won't let Bonnie Blue show her record breaking gang bang, then a blind guy who gets a gun permit, a woman who taunts police and gets caught, Certified Joy Instructor, and a funeral home that burned down.  But...

We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis.  Then, we discuss going on a first date on Valentine's Day, a woman who ran into a tank, eating...

We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.

Happy Monday!  We start off today talking about the newest trend in cosmetic procedures, making your labia puffy.  Then, we talk about the discovery of The Fat Con, a convention of fat people.  Then we discuss egg wars between Waffle House and Cracker...

Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating men, Paws in the City, Dan's new diagnosis, and BIRTHDAYS! LINKS:...

Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back on the menu? If not... Here's your stupid.  Plus, the guys talk NBA! LINKS:...

We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car.  Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass can't fit in the seats on the plane.  Then we move on to a porn star who got banged to death in a...

We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we learn about a woman who is harrassing her ex's new woman in the oddest of ways, talk more about all time...