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Nov. 11, 2024
That's Not A Water Pik Dan | Monday 11.11.24
Happy Veteran's Day! Thank you to all who have served. On today's episode, we learn that Lamar Odom is getting back together with a smarter version of Khloe, Dan tells us abouit he and Tara's love of Water Piks, monkeys escape in South Carolina, we...
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Nov. 8, 2024
Infinite Monkey Theorem | Friday November 8, 2024
In this episode we talk about the '90s, frosted tips, monkeys making MacBeth, what a group of North Korean troops do in their off time, and when the ambulance chases you! Also, how to pick up chicks! Links:...
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Nov. 7, 2024
Churn the Vote! | Thursday November 7, 2024
What forgotten voters turned the tide in the Presidential election? Can we switch to the Metric System? Do you know the three levels of drug operations? How NOT to side hustle. Plus Throwback Thursday: How LBJ orders pants! Links:...
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Nov. 6, 2024
It Was That Clown! | Wednesday 11.06.24
It's the day after the election, so we talk about it and Election Stress Disorder. Then, Dan pulls out with John Lithgow, we learn how to be a winner from an unlikely source, learn about a Walmart employee who shouldn't have walked in an oven, and...
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Nov. 5, 2024
Fool Me Once.... | Tuesday 11.05.24
It's Election Day so we start off talking about Raj's stolen phone, then we learn about a surfer at Bathtub Beach in (you guessed it) Florida who got bitten by a shart a SECOND time. Then we learn about a guy getting runover by a Camaro, what Bryan...
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Nov. 4, 2024
Everybody is Trippin | Monday 11.04.24
On today's show, we start off with a woman who survived getting struck by lightening, then why schools want to ban Crocs, moms tripping on shrooms, Ayahuasca, and a drunk woman stealing an ambulance. But first, Birthdays! LINKS:...
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Nov. 1, 2024
Cinnamon Toast WHAT?!?! | Friday October 25, 2024
Today on the show: Tarantino thinks Todd Philips IS the Joker, Russia takes a cue from Dr. Evil's playbook, birthdays, and there's a tornado in WHAT county? Links:...
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Oct. 31, 2024
Ginger Demon | Thursday October 31, 2024
Today on the show: We talk with Rebekah Black about Shatner's face, ping pong balls, a creepy doll that just won't go away, and a whole bucket of red flags. Links: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/87111/stories-behind-8-horror-movie-masks...
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Oct. 30, 2024
Jerry's Celly | Wednesday 10.30.24
We start off with a Hot Pocket assault and discuss Trunk or Treat. Next we ask the question, would you buy a murder house? And then Jerry drops a bomb on us that is truly shocking. We play a game of Halloween versus and talk about Employees of...
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Oct. 29, 2024
Who Doesn't Love Fireworks | Tuesday 10.29.24
We start off realizing we're getting old, Dan however is getting cottage cheese old. Next we talk about a survey of people's biggest fears and the new and exciting way to say goodbye to loved ones. We play another game of Halloween versus, choose...
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Oct. 28, 2024
What On A Plane? | Monday 10.28.24
Raj is somewhere in the Nevada desert, so it's just Dan and Trey today. They start off talking about a party Trey worked, then discuss the newest reason to be scared to fly called super rats. Fiesta Texas had some issues over the weekend too. We...
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Oct. 25, 2024
Tan, Hairless, and Full of Cream | Friday October 25, 2024
Today on the show: Return to sender, no boogers were eaten, when your civic duty gets in the way, and Fishy Friday!! Plus, you'll never think of Twinkies the same way again... Links:...
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Oct. 24, 2024
Those Poor Nerf Balls | Thursday 10.24.24
We start off in the oddest of places, Aaron Rodgers is a booger eater. Which leads us to a gross discussion. Then, because we weren't sure already, we figure out that we're old and Dan has memories of playing with Nerf balls. We discuss Sky...
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Oct. 23, 2024
Peaches Sticky Fingers | Wednesday 10.23.24
Dan forgot Raj's birthday again. We begin by introducing you to Peaches Sticky Fingers, then we find out what elf names we would have and tell you where to find the cleanest bathrooms in the country. Then we hear the sad story of Nova who died...
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Oct. 22, 2024
Leprechaun Dookie V | Tuesday 10.22.24
Since Dan forgets, Happy Birthday Raj! We start off talking about the Krapp Strap and then we discuss the rerelease of Green Day's Dookie on very weird formats. Then we hear a story about a woman suing her former company because they didn't get her...
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Oct. 21, 2024
You Are The Beer, I Am The Cooler | Monday 10.21.24
We start off today talking about all the changes in technology that GenX has seen and the scarring done when having to teach our parents how to use email and the internet. We then go down a Roadhouse rabbit hole, and realize that they have not made...
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Oct. 18, 2024
I Think Therefore I Drink | Friday October 18, 2024
Today on the show: Florida has had enough of hurricanes, big ass snake fossil, robo-fingers where the Sun don't shine, smart people drink more, a unique traffic stop, and a pole dancing GILF! Links:...
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Oct. 17, 2024
Jeff Krilley's Dong & Jerry Jones' Mouth | Thursday October 17, 2024
Klandles, really cool space news, and Elon Musk is an 'I Robot' fan? Links: https://nypost.com/2024/09/24/lifestyle/now-you-can-dress-up-as-a-sexy-ozempic-shot-for-halloween-is-anyone-surprised/The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy...
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Oct. 16, 2024
RIP Robert Adolph Beam | Wednesday 10.16.24
We start off by finding out how many kids is too many for Trey where Megan Fox is concerned, then we find out that women need more sleep than men. We then take the time to remember Robert Adolph Beam, a true legend. And we end the show talking about...
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Oct. 15, 2024
Costumes for a Halloween Lemon Party | Tuesday 10.15.24
We start off by getting a little more history on the captain who was rescued floating on his cooler, we then talk about idiots shooting at FEMA and Raj had never heard of The Cajun Navy. Then we discuss what's popular for Halloween costumes this year...
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Oct. 14, 2024
BJ and The What? | Monday 10.14.24
We start off talking about Hurricain Milton and the stories that have come out of it, like the guy who strapped his house down. Then we see a very interesting and ironic mugshot, talk about candy smelling feet, reimagine BJ and The Bear, and talk...
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Oct. 11, 2024
Who Creamed This Coconut | Friday October 11, 2024
Will AI kill us all? What do you do about 100 raccoons? Who names criminals now? Would the guys record and rewatch their dreams? Find all those answers and more in this episode! Plus: Coconut the domestic albino possum! Links:...
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Oct. 10, 2024
Do You Eat Ash? | Thursday October 10, 2024
We tell the rest of the story of the widow who ate her husband's ashes, hurricane Milton needs a new name, and do you know what a 'Pumpkin Pounder' is? https://www.redcross.org/...
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Oct. 9, 2024
I Won't Have What She's Having | Wednesday 10.09.24
We start off today by talking about a wedding Trey officiated, then we talk about a bizarre story where a woman finds out her late husband was cheating and does the oddest thing. They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and The Running Man with...