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July 16, 2022
HASBRO Wordle & Selfie Action Figures
We stumbled across all the answers to Wordle, and we can all be action figures thanks to HASBRO.
July 14, 2022
ERCOT Asks for Help
Not realizing it's hot ALL summer, ERCOT asks for help.
July 13, 2022
"Luke Bryan" Know Words Good
"Luke Bryan" may not get the credit he truly deserves as a lyricist.
July 12, 2022
ERCOT Sucks
ERCOT wants us to limit electricity usage, but we have some suggestions for ERCOT.
July 9, 2022
Science Discovers the Best Position for Female Satisfaction
Do you know what the best position is for maximum female pleasure? Science does!
July 8, 2022
Dan Gets Bullied Over His Love for the Roku Screensaver
Dan loves the Roku screensaver, but Alfie and Anna think he's a loser.
July 7, 2022
The 2022 Big Tex Choice Award Semifinalists Were Announced
This year's entries into the Big Tex Choice Awards have us craving fair food!
May 27, 2022
Alfie Catches Hell From His Work Wife
Let's be real. He probably deserved it.