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Sept. 4, 2024
Do They Still Make Herberts and Walters? | Wednesday 09.04.24
We start out by finding out that Dan is turning into a PSL girl early this year. Then we debate if it's ok to scare kids with your Halloween decorations, find out that Oregon is recriminalizing drugs, Raj tells us about Labor Day at Choctaw, and we...
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Sept. 3, 2024
Our Fair Kicks Your Fair's Ass | Tuesday September 3, 2024
We start off by taking a look at the Korean Baseball Cheerleaders. Then, we learn what's important at the Washington State Fair which brings us to the glorious return of Big Tex this month and all the fried goodness that brings. Links:...
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Sept. 2, 2024
First, We Honor. Then, We Laugh. | Monday September 2, 2024
First, we honor Dallas Police Officer Darron Burks. Then, we get stupid. We laugh about the harrowing escape of Kembali the orangutan from the Toronto Zoo, a Florida teacher who put a 3-year-old in a headlock, Dan's haunted Airbnb, and luxury brands...
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Aug. 30, 2024
Dolphin Attack 911 | Friday! August 30, 2024
Suzu the horny sex pest dolphin has been wreaking havoc on Japanese beaches, and one of his victims called for help. A man got left on a mountain. Beaver bombing and BIRTHDAYS! Links:...
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Aug. 29, 2024
The Stupidest City in North Texas | Thursday 8-29-24
The City of Dallas is showing how badly it needs a new city manager. Copper thieves are targeting power lines. A college town offers to help police catch cases of beer after truck spill. Yeah, there's a lot of stupid in this episode. Links:...
Aug. 28, 2024
Suzu The Horny Dolphin, Better Than Epstein? | Wednesday 08.28.24
Today's show has an ocean theme to it. We start with the story of Suzu, the horny dolphin and end talking about MegaYachts and Diddy. And it's greatness in between.
Aug. 27, 2024
Roman Waffles? | Tuesday 08.27.24
We begin today with Dan telling us the origin story of the waffle. He also tells us about his reaction to smoking a doobie. We also ponder what The Treehouse childcare might look like. ...
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Aug. 26, 2024
Toilet Wine or Ditch Gin? | Monday August 26, 2024
Your Monday just got better. Today we're laughing about bidets, international bathroom attendants, a mayor arrested for giving inmates alcohol, and four jail contractors charged in a cellphone and chicken pot pie sex scandal. Links:...
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Aug. 23, 2024
How NOT to Buy Drugs | Friday August 23, 2024
We have cocaine sharks, a naked man with a chihuahua, dangerous couples therapy, and Dan is on the drugs. Sounds like Friday in the Treehouse! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.fairlease.org/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...
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Aug. 22, 2024
The Girl Scout Mafia | Thursday August 22, 2024
Has the Ukrainian Army been watching MacGyver? Do you want to work with the Tesla robot? Have you ever said "no" to a girl scout and survived? All that AND MORE inside the Treehouse. Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.fairlease.org/...
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Aug. 21, 2024
Is Butterscotch Tasty? | Wednesday 08.21.24
We start off discussing Dan's haunted Air BnB and Raj's haunted fraternity house and the preacher that lived next door. Then we talk about the new Starbuck's CEO and you'll never think of butterscotch the same.
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Aug. 20, 2024
Zombeavers, Peacocks, And The Caddyshack Gopher | Tuesday 08.20.24
It's a big show today. Raj killed another beloved 80's personality, we learn about Zombeavers, what you call a group of Peacocks, and what the Caddyshack Gopher has been up to lately.
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Aug. 19, 2024
Is Dan Haunted? | Monday August 19, 2024
The Treehouse is now FIVE DAYS A WEEK! Trey celebrates a special anniversary. Dan's AirBnB in Seattle might be haunted, and there's been an angry beaver attack. Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.fairlease.org/...
Aug. 16, 2024
Naked Karate & an Exciting Announcement | It's Friday! #50
We say goodbye to FWPD Sgt. Billy Randolph. We make an exciting Treehouse Announcement. We explore Donald Trump's hidden accomplishments, and who is Super Wood? All inside the Treehouse! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...
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Aug. 12, 2024
The Treehouse ROCKS...Always! | EPISODE 107
WAPA is out for blood. ESPN has a bold strategy. Another legend has died. And is Dan in a relocation program? The Treehouse always rocks, but this episode takes it to eleven. Links:...
Aug. 9, 2024
Clap Slap! | It's Friday!!!! #49
In today's episode, we find out how Trey's date went, Dan gives us the worst game of Versus ever, talk about a burrito battery, comepare Texas vs Australian worms, and how Gen Z is making infections cool! But first, Birthdays!
Aug. 5, 2024
Swimming With Turds | Episode 106
In this episode, we discuss the tragedy that is 80s style coming back (for men), the dirty Paris Olympics, and we introduce you to Indian Nostradamus!
Aug. 2, 2024
All Aboard the Poop Chute | It's FRIDAY! 48
What's the greatest pool scene of all time? Another biohazard on a plane. USA Women's Rugby badasses. And who on the show had a cameo in Deadpool and Wolverine? All in this episode of the Treehouse. Links: https://treehouseonair.com/...
July 29, 2024
The Treehouse Pool Party Roadshow | Episode 105
Trey turned 50 AND has a date! Also, did we burn down the Country Bear Jamboree? Plus, we tell you about Gerry the Giraffe, cocaine sharks, and play Wrong Answers Only! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...
July 26, 2024
Grumpy Old Man | It's Friday #47
We start this Friday with birthdays becasuse it's Trey's 50th, so Dan and Raj play a little S'onseed for him because Jesus is Your Friend. We then talk about the new Stooges movie featuring the Secret Service, and we then ask the deep probing...
July 22, 2024
Traveling Is A Circus | Episode 105
We discuss the craziness that comes with traveling these days, and with Dan traveling to Texas, we want him to leave his power demons on the islands. And we discuss a they/them that did some crazy s#!t!
July 19, 2024
The Assassination of Ears | It's FRIDAY! 46
President Donald Trump dodged a bullet, but he missed a HUGE opportunity. Ingrid Andress assaulted everyone's ears at the MLB Home Run Derby. Who are the Hugging Bandits? And gay men VERSUS sorority girls! This show is packed. Come on in! We have...
July 15, 2024
Things You Shouldn't Pick Up | Episode #104
Dan teaches up that finding something laying on the ground isn't always a good thing. We debut our new game Versus and debut some awesome new Merch. And tell you how the USA brought home the gold in the Merlympics!
July 12, 2024
Why did Trey Give Up on Dating? | It's FRIDAY! 45
Come on in! We have video evidence of why Trey gave up on dating, the tallest trash heap on earth, home defense for Raj, the real reason Texas will secede, and...BIRTHDAYS! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...